a crappy ass town filled with snitches and bitches and hoes. they also have them snotty rich bitches and a fucked school system. it's where every person is a snake too.
by R18 June 19, 2017
Get the perry, iowa mug.1. The Persaverance Pub, commonly referred to as 'PERSA' is located at 196 Brunswick Street Fitzroy and is probably the only full blown 90s club left in the southern hemisphere.
2. Heavily populated by drunken bogans and morons who have been denied access to semi-decent venues in the area, thus met with open arms into the mighty persaverance.
3. Absolute rubbish in theory however with the right mix of alcohol, low standards and poor decisions it turns into an overly crowded shit hole where you can dance like a retarded lizard to 90s classics and not loose an ounce of dignity.
4. The kitchen is the cloak room and the clerk is out of your league.
5. 76% of the dance floor is coated in broken glass
6. The DJ takes no requests, the ipod is set on shuffle
7. Dont bother rocking up after 11pm unless you have sweet hook ups.
8. No one seems to know when the beer garden cuts off at any stage during the year, they seem to rotate the times from week to week.
9. The blokes toilet has one cubicle which often dosent have a seat or a functioning lock and some freak takes power dumps in there without fail. Which is made more hilarious by the fact that the toilet paper is always soaked in beer and urine.
10. The band Neon Sex doesn't exist.
11. Groups all wearing stripe t-shirts are widly frowned upon
12. The Hot Dogs outside after 3am shoudnt be served to anybody
13. Do yourself a favor and dont check your bank statement after a night at the mighty persaverance
2. Heavily populated by drunken bogans and morons who have been denied access to semi-decent venues in the area, thus met with open arms into the mighty persaverance.
3. Absolute rubbish in theory however with the right mix of alcohol, low standards and poor decisions it turns into an overly crowded shit hole where you can dance like a retarded lizard to 90s classics and not loose an ounce of dignity.
4. The kitchen is the cloak room and the clerk is out of your league.
5. 76% of the dance floor is coated in broken glass
6. The DJ takes no requests, the ipod is set on shuffle
7. Dont bother rocking up after 11pm unless you have sweet hook ups.
8. No one seems to know when the beer garden cuts off at any stage during the year, they seem to rotate the times from week to week.
9. The blokes toilet has one cubicle which often dosent have a seat or a functioning lock and some freak takes power dumps in there without fail. Which is made more hilarious by the fact that the toilet paper is always soaked in beer and urine.
10. The band Neon Sex doesn't exist.
11. Groups all wearing stripe t-shirts are widly frowned upon
12. The Hot Dogs outside after 3am shoudnt be served to anybody
13. Do yourself a favor and dont check your bank statement after a night at the mighty persaverance
Common phrases heard at the mighty persaverance:
Did you hear about that guy? The guy with the singlet who got locked in the toilets at persaverance and had to bust his way out?
Dude did you hear they played dammit and all the small things? It literally blew a hole through the dance floor
Can you smell that? Man who pinched a log in that cubicle again
I hurts me to say this.....but at 2:50am I was involved in a war cry last night at the persaverance
I think Trace Cyrus was crowd surfing during daft punk and kicked me straight in the face, what a great night at the persaverance!
!
Where did the hand soap go?
I'LL HAVE 8 JAGER BOMBZ
Did you hear about that guy? The guy with the singlet who got locked in the toilets at persaverance and had to bust his way out?
Dude did you hear they played dammit and all the small things? It literally blew a hole through the dance floor
Can you smell that? Man who pinched a log in that cubicle again
I hurts me to say this.....but at 2:50am I was involved in a war cry last night at the persaverance
I think Trace Cyrus was crowd surfing during daft punk and kicked me straight in the face, what a great night at the persaverance!
!
Where did the hand soap go?
I'LL HAVE 8 JAGER BOMBZ
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Percy an under appreciated and highly intelligent man. He seems boring to hang out with at first, but once you get to know him, you’ll always want to be around him. He sometimes has a hard time showing his feelings, but being patient with him helps him open up. He’s very beautiful and ambitious, and sometimes sassy, but that’s just another reason to love him. He learns quickly and is just very smart and amazing in every way.
Man 1: why do you hang out with Percy? He’s boring and stuck up!
Man 2: you don’t know him like I do.
Man 2: you don’t know him like I do.
by Totallynotkiki2005 March 10, 2019
Get the Percy mug.Short for Aiperi, a little lesbo frog gorl. Her birthday is 4/20, and she is secretly having an affair with Inej from Shadow and Bone. She is also an alien spy from Venus. Unfortunately, she is always cold, even when in direct sunlight. This is why she always needs to be thawed,and microwaved, before being taken anywhere. She has many very cool friends, among them Taya the imaginary galaxy, Fia the spelling bee champion, and Jackie who is scrawny but can drop kick you within seconds. Perry will knowingly join a cult, complain about doing precalc AS A FRESHMAN, and all while maintaining a profound hate for mushrooms.
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Perry: ...
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Perry: I wore ripped jeans just to piss my mom off
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Get the Perry mug.Reversy Percy (Ree-vursee Pur-see)
a. After narcotising someone with Rohypnol AND Viagra, then climbing on and having your wicked way with them/yourself, entirely without your victim/abusers knowledge, you can claim to have performed a Reversy Percy, a feat of such moral paradox and logistical difficulty that it is topped only by a Hitler Youth DVDA.
b. Bag of sweets sold by popular British high street retailer, Marks and Spencers.
a. After narcotising someone with Rohypnol AND Viagra, then climbing on and having your wicked way with them/yourself, entirely without your victim/abusers knowledge, you can claim to have performed a Reversy Percy, a feat of such moral paradox and logistical difficulty that it is topped only by a Hitler Youth DVDA.
b. Bag of sweets sold by popular British high street retailer, Marks and Spencers.
Well don't look at me, I was too busy Blumphing my Chin-Gorilla on Des Lynams Private Idaho(ibid) to do a Reversy Percy
by perrynorton June 19, 2010
Get the Reversy Percy mug.When A Girl Kisses Another Girl; Being Bi-curious But Not Necessarily Being A Lesbian. The Term Relating To The Song "I Kissed A Girl" By Artist Katy Perry.
As The Radio Host Plays The Song,
He Asks A Caller
"Would You Ever Do A Katy Perry With Your Friend ?"
Girl Says "No Way !"
He Then Replies "Maybe With A Few Drinks You Would"
He Asks A Caller
"Would You Ever Do A Katy Perry With Your Friend ?"
Girl Says "No Way !"
He Then Replies "Maybe With A Few Drinks You Would"
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Get the A Katy Perry mug.A talent-less singer who uses sex to sell herself. Tries to stand out of the crowd by copying other celebrities. Has a signature of coloured hair which is so unimaginative. Total cake face and a fake. The reason why pop sucks!
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