parker webb

the biggest pimp there ever was. not so much of a pimp or a tennis player as a player hatin mutha fukin bad ase

parker webb sticks his weiner in many things, such as flowers, spider men, and noses

by jackolantern December 14, 2004

mrs. parker

A teacher who is a racist, homophobic, transphobic cunt

Wow! The teacher is such a Mrs. Parker.

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) March 11, 2016

Peter Parker

TONY STARK’S (AND STEPHEN STRANGE’S) SON, A SMOL BEAN, AND A GAY SHITE

PETER PARKER IS TONY’S SON, FIGHT ME

by dead.inside.stark July 06, 2018

Pulling a Parker

when you accidentally spill hummus on a girls face whose blacked out and when you’re “blacked out” also

guy 1:“dude he nuttedonnaface!” guy 2:“no way! did he really pull a parker?”
pulling a parker

by girlwithhummus March 25, 2021

jonathan parker

A man with scars

My teacher jonathan parker got em scars

by D STUDENTS April 19, 2018

Joseph Parker

Joseph Parker is a funny, happy person
However he is extremely concerning gay towards all men.

Joseph Parker is simply very gay

by MrBigPenisOfEngland November 22, 2021

joseph parker

The best mate

joseph parker is the best

by MrBigPenisOfEngland November 22, 2021