white owl 

white owl refers to ones penis.

Man urinating outside...." hey Joe you want a hit off this white owl while I got it out?" "Hey Fuck You"

white owl by jody young July 26, 2006

moose-owl 

A moose that is approximately 50cm high, has wings and behaves like an owl. They live in forrests on the northern hemisphere and is known for the sound they make when they catch their prey: "khaaaa". The moose-owl sometimes catches prey as large as cows and always proceeds to fly towards the sunset carrying the prey. They are very stealthy and always attacks the prey from behind.

Farmer: The Moose-owls have taken nearly 15 of my finest cows, this has to stop!

moose-owl by Dr.Awesome December 7, 2007

Cincinnati Owl 

A very smooth statement made in a conversation where an item is being negotiated

That's about as smooth as the backside of a Cincinnati Owl

Cincinnati Owl by The Pennsylvania Growler March 31, 2011

puckered owl 

A sexual act that is defined as when you pour lemon juice down a (ladies?) butt crack and it makes you go oww oww oww. (like an owl hooting) Generally only done during kicky sex.

Man, you should have heard her hooting when I gave her the puckered owl.

puckered owl by giantdonkeydick January 3, 2016

Shy owl 

is a person who will say nothing in your conversations and has no banter but you hang around him/her anyway.

"Sean's a right shy owl isn't he"
"Yeah totally agree lad"

Shy owl by Artyom_Barlow June 11, 2016

white owl time

The moment when extreme frustration with authority calls for an appropriate, albeit potentially job terminating response.

Bill: Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00 AM that would be great.
Peter: You know Bill normally I would, but it's White Owl Time.
Bill: What's a White Owl?
Peter: My dink and your mouth!

white owl time by Sukamai Aiken-Bols December 31, 2016

calm owl 

an internet meme of an calm owl, the punchline is that the owl in fact doesn't look calm

''My classmate sticked pictures of the calm owl up against the dutch classroom's wall.''

calm owl by kjipp January 10, 2018