Oreo Balls

A very valued Martha Stewart Recipe:

Step one: Buy Oreos
Step two: put the Oreos on your dick

Step three: Pound your dick flat with a mallet
Step four: Put your dick in the oven
Step five: roast your dick at 690 degrees Farenheit

Enjoy some juicy fresh chocolate bussy!
Me: Hey, what did you do this weekend?
Other person: not much, I just made Oreo balls.
Me: oh cool, did you make sure to pound your dick properly?
Other person: I sure did!!!
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GAGA Oreos

Worse than AIDS.
Last Tuesday my bike was stolen and I had to walk ten miles to get home then when I finally got there my day went totally GAGA Oreos when I discovered that “my friend “, Joel, “accidentally” burned my house down when he broke the “GOLDEN” Rule about igniting farts in the kitchen bare assed when he was absentmindedly igniting his kitchen farts and somehow through his ever deepening feelings of complacency or his immense ego and his voracious appetites and his immense hubris, he forgot that he was bare assed.

RIP Joel, RIP JOE, just as Iciras you flew too close to the sun, and fell back to earth you were excellent at tittles winkles but your pronounciation of the word “Foyer” was GAGA Oreos dude.
by Black Marmalade March 08, 2021
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Oreo Blast

Oreo blast is when you are doing anal with a girl and she BM's on the shaft of your penis right as your about to ejaculate, then you "blast" it all over her face and swirl it together with the tip of the penis/scrotum. The final product will resemble the tasty treat from sonic, hence the name.

Double stuff Oreo blast is when two gentlemen perform an Oreo blast simultaneously. This later technique is not to be taken lightly, and requires some practice.
I heard Chancy got oreo blasted by Davis, that's nasty.

Marcy likes to oreo blast twice a week, she's a FRIZEAK.

Amanda got double stuffed oreo'ed by Aamodt and DeShea, ouch.

Kyla, nah she won't let me do the oreo blast on her. She's not into weird shit.
by UNKNOWNSENDER4857-GB September 24, 2009
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golden oreo

This is when any person urinates on one's asshole

This can be multiple times or a single event

Evan Jewett loves a golden oreo
by outside the box May 05, 2007
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Oreo squad

A group of friends who act like different types of Oreo's or stereotyped races. Golden Oreo- Acts white on the inside and white on the outside often a stereotypical white girl who likes Starbucks, Nutella, Ugg boots and boy bands. Inside out Oreo- Is a white girl on the outside but act's like a black girl often listening to rap music, has a nice ass to twerk and uses the word ratchet. Reg Oreo- Is black on the outside and only once in awhile acts black while the rest of the time shes going to Starbucks and taking selfies.
Hailey (inside out Oreo) - Sipping Starbucks while listening to ghetto music.
Sam (Golden Oreo)- Posting pictures of her Starbucks Frap on Instagram.
Tiana (Reg Oreo)- Admiring her Ugg boots while sometimes using the word ratchet.
Together they form a Oreo squad.
by beotch from the ghetto January 03, 2014
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Oreo Cockster

One partner shoves his penis into an oreo cakester, while the other partner licks and eats it off, and by the end of the chocolaty goodness, the male gives her his "extra creamy" surprise.
"Yo i gave that bitch an oreo cockster, but she had no idea when the extra creamy surprise was coming...you should have seen the look on her face!
by Chodenocker September 06, 2010
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oreo tits

Did you hear about Bob and Laquisha? oreo tits all night baby
by vortexwolf13 October 03, 2011
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