optix

A l337 team on CS known for their precision and accuracy with sniper rifles.

Dude.... The Optix Roxor.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

optical rectosis

The condition when the synaptic response of the optic nerve cross links with the motor nerves of the sphincter, giving one a shitty outlook.

Recent events have caused me to develop a chronic case of optical rectosis; life sucks.

by NoQuarter July 20, 2006

Optimo General

A person who leads a group of outstanding people towards a great cause. i.e. napoleon, george washington.

That boy Big Ram is tha Optimo General

by Big Ram August 20, 2006

OPTX

San Francisco OPTX. A Counter-Strike: Source clan consisting of an eminent CS player, unsuccessful CS player and three "Source players" who sucked enough cock (and at 1.6) when the game first came out. The team is currently competing at the "CGS," a "professional" gaming league with similarities to the NBA, NFL, etc. The members of the team (in order of the above), are: Phamtastic (fat guy), P0s (also fat, but not as fat as "Phamtastic"), Warmach1ne (Skinny black guy), Clown (Arab, looks like the "Elite Crew Model in CSS"), and Moe (Also Arab; is buff, loved xtina, and is good friends with the "AWP").

OPTX was formerly known as "EFGaming," one of the few CS:S teams who continued to thrive even after "The Awakening"*

* - The Awakening - The noun describing the time period where old CS teams made the "switch" to CS:S, subsequent to the announcing of CGS, etc.

TP: Jardo, you got a new Steam ID? Did you get VAC'd?
Jardo (trying to change the subject): UM, did you hear L.A. OPTX just beat Chicago Chimera?

CS:S Forum Whore: OPTX just beat JMC! Source Rules!
Another Forum Whore: Sweet, I once pugged with Clown and Moe! Clown gave me tips on how to plant a bomb, and Moe taught me how to be a better sharpshooter! Source kids FTW!

by PARKNESS MONSTER August 28, 2007

optimism opium

the opposite of pessimism porn.
meaning people who rather believe in the fairy tales that the outside forces(ie such as God or the gov't) will keep supporting you and you can continue to be ignorant of current consequences.

economy is down the toilet, I still see enough optimism opium addicts.

by wayx3 April 22, 2009

fiber optics

a trippy optical effect by which a bright light is shined through a tanslucent spinning plate with scattered color tinting wich reflects the light through a series tiny hollow tubes emitting strobe light like effects at the ends of the tubes. Tiny changing lights used in decorations and christmas trees.

Holy shit, those are some trippy fiber optics.

I have to get that decoration with the fiber optics or i'll run over the neighbor's cat in spite.

by B+ November 29, 2003

optometrist

A dentist that deals with everything related to the eye instead of teeth. Hated by his technicians and assistants as they couldn't achieve the level of education he has. Ophthalmologist hate him too as they are shocked that he could almost do everything they do except that he didn't have to go through five years of medical training.

Natasha: I have an eye infection, should I go to an the Optometrist or Ophthalmologist?
Sara: Don't go to that old Ophthalmologist except if you need surgery .

by Lionofthedesert June 25, 2016