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San Francisco OPTX. A Counter-Strike: Source clan consisting of an eminent CS player, unsuccessful CS player and three "Source players" who sucked enough cock (and at 1.6) when the game first came out. The team is currently competing at the "CGS," a "professional" gaming league with similarities to the NBA, NFL, etc. The members of the team (in order of the above), are: Phamtastic (fat guy), P0s (also fat, but not as fat as "Phamtastic"), Warmach1ne (Skinny black guy), Clown (Arab, looks like the "Elite Crew Model in CSS"), and Moe (Also Arab; is buff, loved xtina, and is good friends with the "AWP").

OPTX was formerly known as "EFGaming," one of the few CS:S teams who continued to thrive even after "The Awakening"*

* - The Awakening - The noun describing the time period where old CS teams made the "switch" to CS:S, subsequent to the announcing of CGS, etc.
TP: Jardo, you got a new Steam ID? Did you get VAC'd?
Jardo (trying to change the subject): UM, did you hear L.A. OPTX just beat Chicago Chimera?

CS:S Forum Whore: OPTX just beat JMC! Source Rules!
Another Forum Whore: Sweet, I once pugged with Clown and Moe! Clown gave me tips on how to plant a bomb, and Moe taught me how to be a better sharpshooter! Source kids FTW!
OPTX by PARKNESS MONSTER August 28, 2007
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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
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A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026