Wob Eye

Lazy eye, Squint

That girl would be a 10 if she didn't have that wob eye

by Mani25 January 7, 2012

Eye Hockey

When a stranger stares at you incessantly, eyes darting away to avoid contact. A goal is scored when they aren't able to look away in time.

Played a mean game of eye hockey with that hottie over there, but she went down 4-1.

by Terrak9 June 29, 2014

gapey eyes

White people's eyes, wide eyes, dolly eyes, ghostly eyes, skully eyes, sunken eyes.

Opposite of chinky eyes or chink in the armor. Gaping hole.

Also has a gay connotation, gape sounds like gay, which white people are commonly known to have large flamboyant gay population.

What you gaping at with your gapey eyes?

by gaping eyes February 13, 2015

Office Eyes

A motion of the eyes, looking for a camera that isn't there after exchanging words and/or another type of interaction with someone.

Based on the characters in the show "The Office", most the Jim character who often looks for the lens after speaking with his Boss Michael.

Michael: Jim, if this is it for me…promise me something…host the Dundies…
Jim: "Office Eyes" to camera

by DirtyFrank27 February 10, 2010

Eye-Badooger

To cause someone physical harm by (inadvertently or otherwise) squirting a caustic liquid or ramming a hard object into the ocular cavity.

(after Michael sprays binaca into Johnny's eye)

"Aaauuggh!! God, Michael - you Eye-Badoogered me Again!"

by Michael Stone December 9, 2008

Gamer eye

A condition caused by a gamer that goes extended periods of time without blinking. This can cause dry, bloodshot eyes, as well as experiencing pain when one finally does blink.

I spent all night playing DOOM; now I've got gamer eye.

by Kastera1000 November 29, 2011

Vagina eyes

Being a massive g, usually called rick or clog or glogerick

Wow vagina eyes glog

by TopshaggerGLOG June 18, 2019