Double Dosekeet

Pronounced: "Duh-bell Dose-ski"

Definition: When someone outplays you, leaving you convincingly discombobulated, and mildly upset.
Man, your fucking boy gave me the double dosekeet! Absolutely mangled me, oh my god, I'm rattled.
by AllThatJazzo December 02, 2013
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Double Clincher

When your stuck in that awkward situation of puckering your asshole because it itches and you don't wanna scratch it for fear of stink finger, and your holding your buttcheeks together cause you also have to take a shit. hence clinching both.
I was sitting at work assisting a customer and i had to shit and my asshole itched. so i had to deal with the double clincher cause i didn't wanna dig in my ass at work.
by swiftverbicide2 December 16, 2009
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double cummer

When you cum twice in a surprisingly short amount of time, to everyone's surprise.
"Little Ryan spread a double cummer onto Santa's cookies, so he didn't get any presents this year. The next morning, he said he was simply providing the icing."
by CigarEscobar February 15, 2017
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double sporting

The act of wearing items of clothing representing two different sports teams, typically of different sports, at the same time.
You're not going to wear that Blackhawks jersey with a Steelers cap today, are you? I can't be seen in public with you if you're going to be double sporting.
by Truck Stop Mama February 18, 2014
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Double Dack

To pull down both the pants and underpants of a victim when dacking them, resulting in maximum embarrassment, or pride, depending on the victim.
He would never recover from the double dacking, but he was still certain it was Cindy seeing it happen that got him laid.
by pr0nstar September 15, 2008
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double hulix

A couple that spends all their time intertwined and cuddling while watching Hulu or Netflix.
Matt and Rachel and such a double hulix, neither one was left the bed since they started watching "Party Down."
by sotruesotrue April 04, 2011
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Double-Sniffer

This sexual sadisfaction technique can be done intersexually. Its when one sexual partner sniffs either the anus, vagina or penis (can also be done all at once). The sadisfaction of the mild breeze blowing through the genital region can be great.
Espacially for women it has shown a very wide range of peaceful feelings.
It is often done with both noseholes at the same time, but can also be done with just one, for a stronger suction.
Baby, please give me a Double-Sniffer.
by Trüffelis November 25, 2018
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