by Jo Mama243462 February 27, 2020
Any feminist/feminazi, especially ones with hairy armpits. It is derived from the word "harridan", which means "a strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman."
person #1: Are you going to intern at the Daily Wire?
person #2: No, my mom's a real Hairy Dan.
person #1: That sucks, Hairy Dans are so unreasonable.
person #2: No, my mom's a real Hairy Dan.
person #1: That sucks, Hairy Dans are so unreasonable.
by Phil Cabinet July 18, 2017
I got some Chili Dan in aisle 9 of the local grocery store and paid for it later when I was having sex in the bathroom and let out a shower fart.
by wastedpawn April 09, 2011
our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🥵
by jesusdanworshipper November 16, 2019
The creator of children’s shows Phineas and Ferb, Milo Murphy’s Law, and Hamster & Gretel. He also happened to create the minions! Thank him for it!
by AnonymousUserNotWillingToLeave November 17, 2022
Short for Daniel Dick - a unit of measurement there are 3769 cunt hairs in 1 dan dick
1 dan dick equals 11 inches
1 dan dick equals 11 inches
by The m kk January 17, 2018
To pop off early or jump the gun. It refers to when Dan Andrews tweeted “Zero” when Victoria recorded zero covid cases after a lockdown, then the 3 days after recording 7, 6 and 29 cases in a row, subsequently entering another lockdown.
Alex: Did you hear about Luke? He finally banged Ash!
Brayden: Yeah but he did a Dan Andrews, he prematurely ejaculated.
Brayden: Yeah but he did a Dan Andrews, he prematurely ejaculated.
by Chookies August 07, 2021