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Fap on Toast

The art of fapping on a piece of toast. Used to trick others by making them believe that a similar substances (mayonnaise, cream cheese, etc.) is actually spread across the toast.
Brosef: Breakfast is ready!
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.
by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010
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Bang Toasted

a word that is said after a diss. Use it instead of boom roasted.
I'm gonna stomp you down to the ground BANG TOASTED
by latinbored February 10, 2010
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French Toasted

A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!
by KStagK November 17, 2013
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Fluff toast

Fluff toast is basically another word for a vagina that has a large amount of brown pubic hairs around it giving it the fluff and the brown gives it the toast part of the word.
Guy 1: Aww man this chick i met last night had a bad fluff toast

Guy 2: Ew i hate it when that happens

Guy 3: its my fetish...
by qwer789 January 19, 2011
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Friendship toast

Cinnamon toast made especially for your best friend. You must serve them while singing a mildly creepy song, normally getting a half flattered, half disturbed reaction. Do not use around children or they may think you're a pedophile.
David: Friendship toast~ Friendship toast~ Come put some butter on your Friendship toast~ It's so cinnamony, it's so great, EAT YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOAST.

Daniel: plz no.
by Undercover fish August 3, 2011
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jeff toast

White toast that has been refrigerated, becoming cold, moist, and largely undesirable.
Breakfast in hell is jeff toast and warm diet soda.
by Jeffrey Toast September 17, 2007
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Just Toast

I found him on TikTok and his channel is cool, he seems underrated though. So if anyone sees this then go subscribe to him and help him get far on his YouTube career
Person 1: I'm bored what should I watch on YouTube today?

Person 2: Mmmm I think you should go ahead and hop on this guy's channel

Person 1: Okay, what's the channel?

Person 2: The channel is called "Just Toast"

Person 1: Ouh okay I'll check him out

Hours later...

Person 2: Hey, so what ya think?!

Person 1: Sorry for the lag but ngl, he got some dope ass content 👏
by YourLesbianGf November 2, 2021
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