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Goblin Hands

When you change all of your crypto currency holdings to US Dollar Tether and wait for a better price to buy back in so you can hopefully make more gains.
The market is super volatile right now so I have goblin hands to buy the dip.
by WÅRSTVRZ June 8, 2021
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Fudge Goblin

First heard by the youtuber McNasty. Fudge Goblin refers to a long fudge like shit coming out of your "cornshoot" which is also known as, your asshole.
Man i'm really needing to shoot this fudge goblin out my cornshoot.
Friend: You sure do got a way with words man...
by SandyBeaks August 13, 2022
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Betrayal Goblin

And underhanded Gobbo that fails to read fine print and sells his friends to hell for 5 gold.
Jerry is such a Betrayal Goblin. He ate everyone's breakfaasts.
by IceStormLily November 11, 2020
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twat goblin

Aww, what an ugly little twat goblin.
by twatgoblin April 5, 2015
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Goblin-Bod

Someone who has twigs for arms and legs but practically has a tumor of of grease and bad decisions for a torso.
“All the girls go crazy for that Goblin-Bod nowadays,” Chris said to himself in the mirror, a tear rolling down his face, aware of the lie he had told himself.
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glory goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.
David was well known and feared Glory Goblin within his community.
by PMitrano January 13, 2016
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Goblin Slayered

To absolutely and irrevocably destroy and defile something, in a shocking and grotesque fashion

(From the show Goblin Slayers first episode)
"Oberyn Martell got Goblin Slayered by the Mountain in that Game of Thrones episode".
by Muraxesis June 10, 2020
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