jesus dan

our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🥵

person: OMG IS THAT THEE JESUS DAN?!?!
me: yes...he daddy

by jesusdanworshipper November 16, 2019

friend of dan

A discrete way to refer to a male homosexual

You can tell Gary is obviously a Friend of Dan by how he dresses and acts !

by Snoop Legend May 15, 2016

Dan Dick

Short for Daniel Dick - a unit of measurement there are 3769 cunt hairs in 1 dan dick

1 dan dick equals 11 inches

Cut me a board 3.25 dan dicks long

by The m kk January 17, 2018

Twicker-dan

A person (ussually a guy) who participates in the use of dildos or other anal probing devices

"I hear Steves a real twicker-dan..."
"yeah his girlfriend caught him in her happy drawer again"

by Michael Upham February 16, 2006

dan harte

small horny man who loves a good bus ride with people in the year below. looks twelve. looks ginger. is a nitty.

‘omg youre such a dan harte!?’

by kyra9999999 August 29, 2021

Dan Adams

A large,plump,kind boi that touches people up for fun, supports the Albion and loves sosig

Dan Adams tumbled down the hill, flattening it in the process

by Jo Mama243462 February 27, 2020

Chili Dan

Mexican Chili. Known for its exceptional ability to produce flatulence.

I got some Chili Dan in aisle 9 of the local grocery store and paid for it later when I was having sex in the bathroom and let out a shower fart.

by wastedpawn April 27, 2011