Nutbag

Describes a woman’s physical appearance as "not bad."

Trooper Proctor explained that when he referred to Ms. Read as "nutbag," he was referring to Ms. Read's appearance. He went on to say that among his friend group, the term "nutbag" has a meaning of "not bad."

by ChipProctor August 12, 2025

lucky nutbag

When you take a bad shot from a punch, kick, or other such painful hit near the nutsack but not on it directly.

*paintball hits Eddie on the inner thigh

Eddie - damn that hurt like hell but it missed.
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Mike - wow that was a lucky nutbag

by nulerasi1 January 6, 2011

dar'netta

Beautiful smart educated woman. She has the ability to to love and care generously. She is determined to do it fir her son.

The woman every man needs in their life is Dar'Netta.

by Ms. Gorgeous November 30, 2016

Post-nutal depression

The existential crisis that occurs after nutting

Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression

by ThePropertyBrothers November 3, 2019

Bendimen Nutbag

Definition : a junkie after banging up goes on the slouch while standing up, slowly head nodding into his own nutsack

" Check out the bendimen Nutbag sucking his own dick "

by Pitresangel January 16, 2022

Bendimen Nutbag

Definition : a junkie after banging up goes on the slouch while standing up, slowly head nodding into his own nutsack

" Check out the bendimen Nutbag sucking his own dick "

by Pitresangel January 16, 2022

Upcycled Nutbags

corrupt, right-wing operatives who keep fucking shit up over and over

Chief Justice John Roberts is a poster child for Upcycled Nutbags. he worked for Dubya in Bush v. Gore and, after Junior stole the presidency in 2000, he was upcycled to Chief Justice of the Supreme Court—and continues his work for right-wing assholes to present day.

by Uncle Joosie April 3, 2024