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Post nuclear era

In the event that there were no other life forms on earth but you, you'd have to live your life alone. Some people would rather beg to be insignificant and around other people than to be alone. Being alone doesn't bother everybody though. It's a good reason to stop whining about this guy making you feel insignificant and weak. Sometimes people are offering you a sobering view of yourself, and some people don't like that.
The girl would whine about feeling weak an insignificant but didn't think about how good she really had it. In the event of nuclear war where nobody made it without her, but she made it, she'd be alone, and she'd hate life, just like all the people she talked shit about, since she hated being alone more than anything in the world. The post nuclear era would not be kind to her, or treat her right.
by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020
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Nuclear Warhead

The act of filling one's foreskin with popping candy before engaging in intercourse.
Yeah i gave her quite a shock last night with my nuclear warhead
by Rock Hard Rock July 27, 2020
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Nuclear dookie

A nuclear dookie is when you shit and it burns your poop shoot and also smells like rancid eggs and onions. It is a consequence of destroying a chipotle burrito or anything from taco bell, which is even worse.
Noah: ayo big nutty, I got us some taco bell, I know you be starving
Big nutty: Ah hell new, I had chipotle with hot sauce last night and I dropped a fucking nuclear dookie in the bathroom last night.

Noah: wait a fucking minute, so it was you who made the whole house smell like a fermented skunk last night? You are definitely not having any Taco Bell mf.
by KennyBroflovski January 1, 2024
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nuclear warhead

A shit of immeasurable size that is commonly accompanied with helpless grunting and severe clogging of toilets.
Damn my friend dropped a huge nuclear warhead in the locker room!
by bruhinator 2000 August 28, 2020
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Nuclear

when your family is so fucking toxic its like a nuclear war
God Kadances family is so nuclear mabye thats why she is so fucked up
by Kxeverett420 August 28, 2019
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Nagasaki-Nuclear Bomb

The Sex act where a male, whom has eaten enough spicy Japanese styled food, that he has not performed a bowel movement all week, in the middle of intercourse onto a hairy male, close to climax the guy stands over him and proceeds to not just ejaculate on the male, but releases several pounds of hot diarrhea on his stomach, that all of her body hair is flatten down
"Tim and I, decided to reenact WWII last night after our date so we did the Nagasaki-Nuclear Bomb"
by JamesPage January 27, 2025
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Nuclear Peach

When a mans huge penis, demolishes a nice soft pussy.
Girl 1: " Omg! I had the most roughest sex last night!"
Girl 2: " Well at least you didn't get a Nuclear Peach last night, my vagina feels terrible!"
by Apples12345 June 20, 2011
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