Derpament's definitions

pheromo-nuclear

When pheromone's are at critical levels. Anyone can get ravaged and fucked at any time.

My lover didn't get off for three weeks and he went Pheromo-nuclear on me last night.

by Derpament October 1, 2022

Derpament

Performing a task while derping to the maximum ammount possible.

As Meat-neck began to lift the vehicle, loud crunching noises begin to occur. During his derpament. He had failed to realize the vehicle was equipped with running boards. Or steps. They were completely destroyed.

by Derpament December 3, 2016