zoom

a application used by schools to enslave students from the comfort of home during lock downs.

since we wont be coming to school we will be enslaving you with zoom.

by Tavor July 26, 2020

Zoom

Zoom, or the free video-calling app, is otherwise a minimalist, school-and-business-favoured Skype. ZOOM may stand for Zombifying Online Ordnance Machines.

"Hey, what do you have lessons on?"
"I use zoom."
"Holy shit, I use discord. My teachers decided to t-"
Zoom guy: *spid*

by Stranger Words October 10, 2020

Zoomed

During the coronavirus lockdown in S.A. I did so many zoom meeting daily, I felt zoomed.

I am sooo zoomed today!

by chaoscameagain April 2, 2020

Zoom Facial

When a man ejaculates on the camera during a zoom call with another person or persons.

Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.

by SrslyGuise September 25, 2023

zoom

The most stupid app in the world.CHINA is hearing you.

me: So do u use zoom for the online lesson

by Elmo friend January 27, 2021

Multi-Zooming

the practice of using Zoom meetings to accomplish household tasks, engage in work in other tabs, or communicate through other channels about things that have nothing to do with the Zoom meeting

I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting today.

by Jill Bystrom December 9, 2020

Zoom

The app that people used in 2020 and early 2021 for school and work.

"Hi Max, have you logged onto Zoom?"

"No, I haven't Sir."

by Sir Alex Broadbent April 11, 2021