When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.
Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.
by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

We always thought that Ted was getting caught up Angry Birds on the toilet, because he takes the longest shits imaginable. Apparently he's been glazing a bear claw.
by Glen Cairn April 29, 2011

This can only occur when the chick you're fucking has to take a shit right before you cum. After you cum the bolus of feces begins to protrude from her anal sphincter. Once an inch or two has made its way out of her, you pull out and blow it all over that turd. That's a glazed Snickers bar.
by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

by wildman101 December 19, 2013

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

When a male uses strawberry flavoured lube and proceeds to make anal love to their partner. Once cumming in and around the hole they them proceed to eat the glazed strawberry donut.
by Grimwatch July 5, 2022

Its when a guy pulls out and then cums all over your pussy and then fingers her to give her the glazed look
by HardAF August 13, 2015
