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chocolate glazed cruller

When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.
Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.
by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007
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glazing a bear claw

The act of masturbating on and covering of a freshly pushed out turd with semen.
We always thought that Ted was getting caught up Angry Birds on the toilet, because he takes the longest shits imaginable. Apparently he's been glazing a bear claw.
by Glen Cairn April 29, 2011
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Glazed Snickers Bar

This can only occur when the chick you're fucking has to take a shit right before you cum. After you cum the bolus of feces begins to protrude from her anal sphincter. Once an inch or two has made its way out of her, you pull out and blow it all over that turd. That's a glazed Snickers bar.
My cousin ate a glazed snickers bar and it gave him some bad indigestion.
by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009
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french glazed doughnut

French kissing a guy/girls asshole after cumming on and in it.
"Ben totally gave Keeley a French glazed doughnut last night before work and didnt wipe his face"
by wildman101 December 19, 2013
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Glazed chocolate bar

When you fuck a girl in the ass and cum then she takes a shit and it comes out covered in cum
I was constipated but Charlie gave me a glazed chocolate bar
by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020
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glazed strawberry donut

When a male uses strawberry flavoured lube and proceeds to make anal love to their partner. Once cumming in and around the hole they them proceed to eat the glazed strawberry donut.
Guy 1 - hey man wanna try the Glazed Strawberry Donut

Guy 2 - hell yeah
by Grimwatch July 5, 2022
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Super Glazed Donut

Its when a guy pulls out and then cums all over your pussy and then fingers her to give her the glazed look
After he pulled out, he made my pussy turn into a super glazed donut
by HardAF August 13, 2015
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