nickel

A woman of low standing in terms of physical attractiveness.

They are often the fodder for young intoxicated men also of marginal physical attractiveness, men of a high level of physical attractiveness who have either entered a state of desperation or incapacitation, or fallen wingmen.

Much like operations in mathematics, the classification of a nickel is also bound by the laws that govern their existence; this law is know as Ethan's law, discovered by a strip club owner by the same name. Ethan's law states that a nickel must possess at least two of the following characteristics: a large waist, oblong/distorted face, facial hair, double chin of the arm, or pepperoni nipples.

Although the term nickel is not the surname of this wily beast, it does provide the most succinct definition.

Ethan: Dude, I totally hooked up with this dime piece last night.

Hawke: You mean that mammoth of a women you were talking to last night, she had hair in places I didn't know a woman could have hair.

Ethan: Noooooooooooooooooooooo.

Hawke: Actually, I have a picture. (Shows Ehtan the picture)

Ethan: (Simultaneous crying and vomiting)

Hawke: Dime piece huh? More like a nickel.

by Urban Dictionary November 1, 2008

nickels and dimes

A word used in reference to marijuana which is also known as weed. Origin: Came from the various denominations of weed, 5 dollars worth of weed and 10 dollars worth of it which gave rise to the term nickels and dimes.

"From The Nickels And The Dimes To The Whole Kilo."- Bang Bang by Young Buck

by Quack January 24, 2005

Nickelle

A great name, girls name, powerful, sweet ,loving ,gorgious, direct ,to the point, lover of children, family ,life. Determined.

Hey did you see Nickelle! what a lovely mum playing with the kids she is such a family orientated person.

by feebee62 February 6, 2010

nickel bag

A five dollar bag of reefer, reference in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Druggie Kid: Give me a nickel bag.
Jay: Fifteen bucks, little man. Put that sh*t in my hand!

by cass3h February 23, 2008

Nickelsworth

A very small, but usually reasonable, quantity of something. Used metaphorically it should not be compared to the actual worth of a nickel.

A nickelsworth of sweets will keep the kids happy for a while

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

Nickeater

A continuation of the original Nicketa, which usually occurs during and after the consumption of alcohlic beverages, transforming this already stunning woman, into a unbelievably sexy fox, which then partakes in violent and sometimes dizzying all out assualt flirtations on unsuspecting party goers, dragging them into the darkness.

Resistance is futile, Nickeater the Fox will have her way.

Dont go near the park at night son, for that is where a Foxy Nickeater will lurk.

by Animal Planet NZ June 2, 2011

Nacker Bastard

A term used by irish people to express that they are not happy with that person. Highly used in Dublin and is a great words to use when things just are not going your way..

*Boy spills hot coffee on girl*
"girl: ye nacker bastard"
OR
*Gets sick everywhere*.. ohh ye nacker bastard

by exohexoh!! October 5, 2011