Mustachio

A mofo that has a mustach as big as his head.

hairy naaaaaaaz also simon

by mario November 10, 2003

Moustache Man

Some guy who is an Italian-American who has a very spic-like moustache. He crashed at my summer rental quite often in 2006 and banged all the chicks. Sometimes refered to as Jose Valentine because he looks like that New York Mets player.
Moustache Man is better than everyone else. Once offered me 5 bucks at 4am for 3 beers from the refridgerator.

Guy #1: "The motherfuckin Moustache Man is fucking my girlfriend again."
Guy #2: "What are you going to do about it"
Guy #1: "Nothing. He's a better man than me"

by M2million December 10, 2006

Mustache March

Much like Black History month is to African Americans, the month of March pays homage to the bold and the mustachioed.

Hey Rick check it out.

(Points to upper lip)

Just in time for Mustache March.

by BedfordSlims March 17, 2011

watered down mustache

a boy not yet a man trying to grow a mustache but it is greasy, stubbly, and thin. therefore you can visibly see the skin on the upper lip still.

[e-mail] has such a squritley watered down mustache. he looks like hes 4!

by harmicar August 23, 2008

pedophile mustache

The thick, bushy mustache usually found on most pedophiles. They usually have no other facial hair and a "bowl cut" style hair cut that is found on most young boys.

"Wow, look at that guys pedophile mustache , I guarantee he enjoys raping lil' boyz in the butthole."

by Ace8904 February 17, 2008

Westland Moustache

Anyone who you see in Michigan who has a patchy weak dirt ass moustache has a westland moustache. mainly because everyone from westland even the women and children are trash and hump in dumpsters in the summer for the love of the smell of hot garbage.

hey bill do you see that westland moustache smoking in the carwash as he was washing my rims ? yea i bet he lives in the dumpster behind my apartment complex.

by B- Real June 12, 2009

Amsterdam Mustache

A prank perpetrated by a male on an incapacitated victim. The person administering the AM waits for the victim to either fall asleep or pass out, and then drizzles a sticky substance such as honey on the victims lower face. He then squats directly over his victim’s lower face and uses a beard trimmer or something similar to shave his nut sack and gooch, lightly covering the sticky area with hair from his nether region.

Bob passed out at the party and Jimmy proceeded to give him an Amsterdam Mustache as payback for Bob tea bagging him at the last party.

by Sandman469s October 31, 2017