Pussy Mustard

Piss and sperm mixed together like mustard.

"Hey man, you're not gonna believe what happened with my gf last night, we accidentally made pussy mustard!"

by ethanbaldwin36 February 20, 2019

Mustard Plugged

The act of having an object shoved into the urethra of a male by his lover.

Johnny asked Mary to be kinky so she mustard plugged him.

by SK1991 October 10, 2011

Mustard Flower

When you break an egg (just the yoke) over someone's butthole and then pop the yoke.

Or when one's anus gets pounded into Oblivion and then bloody semen leaks from their hole leaving a mustard type look.

I plunged my meat into that guys hole, giving him a huge mustard flower

by Steven VanShaft December 13, 2018

Mustard Burger

a term used for the act of fellatio in which a woman goes down on her man in the same fashion that she devours a burger, but while also pinching and licking the head of her man's penis as if it were the tip of the mustard bottle;
i.e: da mule mustard burger

"Come here, baby, and I'll give you some of that mustard burger action."

by Mimi Woodhaven July 7, 2006

kernal mustard

The best battlefield vietnam, 1942, and cod player ever. He is ranked 4 in bf1942 out of the thousands of kids who play it.if you ever see this kid on the battlefield you better run.

kernal mustard killed 1337willy

kernal mustard killed xjohnnyx

kernal mustard killed ur mom45

kernal mustard killed pete69

by dratsum lanrek April 17, 2004

Cutting the Mustard

To fart. Not just a normal fart though, an extra stinky, spicy fart.

Sami had a bratwurst for lunch, now she cant stop cutting the mustard.

by udonishaslem October 14, 2014

Cunt Mustard

A person who is either gross or stupid, typically a female.

That chick is cunt mustard.

by newphraseman July 28, 2011