A person who is absolutely clueless about everything. They are ignorant as fuck and are generally idiotic pricks
Speaker1: Your mum is fat.
Speaker2: Shut up you muppet you aren't funny you didn't make anyone laugh other than yourself.
Speaker2: Shut up you muppet you aren't funny you didn't make anyone laugh other than yourself.
by Chvrjis November 28, 2021
Get the Muppetmug. by Crack rock 302 May 8, 2025
Get the Sex muppetmug. When two people are fisting the same person, same hole or different holes and they high five inside the person.
by MoxieMinion April 12, 2024
Get the muppet high-fivemug. Rather than sticking a hand up the other person's anus (Muppet), A Reverse Muppet is sticking a hand down another person's throat.
If you keep pissing me off I'll turn you into a Reverse Muppet.
I gave him/her a Reverse Muppet last night.
I gave him/her a Reverse Muppet last night.
by cafeine-disciple October 13, 2023
Get the Reverse Muppetmug. The worst category of poker player in existence. Usually congregate around the rockdale area of Sydney.
by PokerJon July 18, 2021
Get the Muppet donkey bananamug. 
When one's sexual partner inserts their entire hand and wrist almost up to the elbow into one's asshole they gain the ability to work one's body like a fuckin Muppet
I don't remember that was I being muppeted?
by Mick diggler March 11, 2021
Get the Muppetedmug.