Munted

when something is absolutely retarded and broken

kid with broken leg: oi my leg is munted

by megachigga December 04, 2019

munted

a synonym for fucked up or fucked. The word was invented in New Zealand when there was a major earthquake in Christchurch. People realized they couldn't keep saying "this is fucked as" or "everything is fucked". So they came up with "munted as" or "munted".

"this is road is munted as" or "look at that house, its munted".

you can also use it to describe someones face after a fight, "man you look munted as mate"

by mslkiwi December 22, 2011

Munted

Fucked up in a way that you get tackled and barged and usually commentators say

He is going to be munted after that hit

by Boss boy April 30, 2019

Munted

fucked and/or fallen into disrepair

i munted her last night in my car

my cars munted man

your face is munted like the government

my swag is munted

by swag man June 01, 2014

Munted

Too fucked up to function.

Stuttering, blubbering mess.
Unable to get it up

I looked at him for his lmput...
But he was too munted to talk

by Nkrypted June 05, 2021

munted

New Zealand slang: Screwed up or destroyed. But in a sense that something still remains.

That house was totally munted after the fire.
You totally munted your homework.

by FlatMelon March 18, 2016

Munted

Australian slang - meaning completely fucked up/ drugged up.

"Gerald is totally munted, he's been on the scroll for hours"

by Geraldine January 19, 2017