Munt

A munted cunt

Did you just shit your pants?

Yeah

Get out of here you munt

by xXSwaglord6969Xx October 27, 2014

Munt

Man cunt. The perfect insult. Comes off as both offensive and educated. Examples of munts include Carson Strong (bowl quitter), Mike Pence, Anderson Cooper, Mark Stein, Lebron James, Kevin Durant, etc.

Dude 1: You fucked my gf while I was babysitting your kids!
Dude 2: sorry dude but she offered to give me a blowjob
Dude 1: You munt!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: Man-cunt. You are the exact definition of a munt you son of a bitch!

by Biden is a dick December 23, 2021

Menhorn munting

When someone munts furiously throughout the night, at least once per night, after a session of extreme gooning.

Person 1: "Did you hear what Chase did?"
Person 2: "No, what happened."
Person 1: "He was caught Menhorn Munting in the woods last night!"

by Rezemblance April 2, 2024

Munt God

Munting is a person who has a 3 sum with a dead body and they become so good at it that’s its religious

“Hey you heard kb and saud turned into munt gods”

by Browncam May 13, 2024

Postmortem Munting

Postmortem munting is the act of dying and coming back to life to suck your own cock.

Hey! I heard you and john were doing some postmortem munting over the weekend! Sounds fun!

by Crackasaurus September 8, 2025

Munting

Lathering your bean or dingaling in spit/juice and flicking it really fast so it makes a clapping sound.

Hey! Stop that!

Sorry Mr. Jackson, I was just munting my little bean!

by Craig Feldspar April 15, 2024

Oreo Munt

(Verb)

*Requires 2 Black Males and 1 White Female*
Find and dig up a semi-decomposed white female. The female will lay in the middle while one black male inserts his penis into the vagina and another inserts his into the anus.

Person 1: “Ava died today, the funeral’s Friday.”
Person 2: “Are we gonna Oreo Munt her or nah?”

by Juanto Fries March 26, 2024