Mum bore

Someone who can only talk about their children and nothing else.

“How are you today?”

“Well Ethan has been awake all night and wasn’t great this morning” = Mum bore

by Kayinsane April 27, 2022

morgans mum

A sweet little lady who loves taking nuts to the face from shredded black dudes who are hung like a horse

"Damn look at that milf over there!"
"OH! That's "Morgans mum" ! She loves penis"
"I'm finna go over and give her the BIDNESS!!!!!!"

by Dick Butkusssssssss January 22, 2014

your mum

your mum

i saw your mums smack dvd bruv

by shonic June 23, 2018

Mum boy

When you try to cuss but you can't and you flop all the time.

Normal person - look at your clapped hair line though

You - shut up you mum boy

by Princess_tear_drop July 12, 2017

Your mum

Your mum is a hot milf

I had sex with your mum last night

by Ihavefeelingsforu November 20, 2021

your mum

a mythical creature that mostly consist of fast food and cum. It weights over 999999 kg / 2204620,42 lbs. A long the years, were sights of your mum, in particular near Burger-King-Stores

Have you heard of the your mum -Daniel
Shut up, Daniel. You're just jealouse that I still got one -Barack Obama

by aManuMonster May 1, 2022

Star mum

Yes la back on the ganja I smell
Yerman smoking that heavy cannons ma get on it
Niceone for that la been itching for the star mum for weeks
No worries la

Heaviest ganja in ep this star mum

by R kid mixer man September 9, 2021