When a girl is sleeping, you come over to her house and shit in her shoes so that when she wakes up and puts them on, she'll have muddy shoes.
by mike solok November 10, 2006
1- "Damn dude looks like you got a muddy lizard"
2- "Yeah I went anal on my girlfriend last night and I haven't showered yet"
2- "Yeah I went anal on my girlfriend last night and I haven't showered yet"
by LadiesAndGentlemen July 06, 2012
Nick needed to spend most of the morning on the Muddy Cup after that Jalfrezi attacked him at 5:30am
by Streaker30 June 01, 2009
Similar to a dirty sanchez, the male removes the penis after anal sex and wipes the feces on the feet of the sexual partner.The partner then proceeds to walk, stand or rub the feces covered feet on the other partner. A mix of foot fetish and feces fetish.
by Jagermeister989 August 15, 2007
The Muddy Lizard ritual beings with one male wiping a female's anus clean after she has defecated using his tongue.
The male then sticks out his now feces covered tongue and rattles it in a similar fashion to how a snake or lizard so that he may sample the air.
Finally, upon deciding that the air is ok to proceed, he then brings the female to orgasm using the tongue once more and thus concludes the ritual.
The male then sticks out his now feces covered tongue and rattles it in a similar fashion to how a snake or lizard so that he may sample the air.
Finally, upon deciding that the air is ok to proceed, he then brings the female to orgasm using the tongue once more and thus concludes the ritual.
Male: "Tonight is the night. We must perform the Muddy Lizard"
Female: "For the sake of our children and their children, let us begin"
Bro1: "I have completed the Muddy Lizard with her!"
Bro2: "Our people will be safe for generations to come because of your actions here tonight"
Female: "For the sake of our children and their children, let us begin"
Bro1: "I have completed the Muddy Lizard with her!"
Bro2: "Our people will be safe for generations to come because of your actions here tonight"
by PiddyPooThang July 04, 2012
merlin miranda got her revenge on me by tieing me to a chair and performing a muddy river on my lap.
by wordup247 October 27, 2010
This is what you call it when two people get together, and one person holds his/her anus open while the other person craps into their open asshole.
by Kevin Foley April 21, 2006