Mouse Potatoe

Like a couch potatoe but someone who sits on the computer all day instead of the TV.

Ever since Russell got World of Warcraft he has turned into such a mouse potatoe.

by Myke Hubbard April 18, 2006

Modest Mouse

They've always been godly. However, with their latest album, "We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank", they have reached a new level of godliness. They have reached the Cthulhu level of godliness. I would sacrifice newborn children to them if they requested it, and I consider myself lawful good. I would give myself up sexually to all the members if they requested it, and I'm not homosexual. They have the uncanny ability to become incredibly popular, yet at the same time remain completely and totally indie. They are awesomeness incarnate.

Isaac Brock: You just had a son, right?

Me: Yes, my master Isaac.

Isaac Brock: Sacrifice him to the glory of Modest Mouse!

Me: Yes, my master Isaac.

by Rbcok Siaac December 9, 2008

Penis mousetrap

When one places ones erect member betwixts ones buttcheeks and holds it there thus setting the trap for the unsuspecting female about to perform oral sex. When the female pulls down the pants of the reciever, with a puzzled look the trap is sprung thus busting the female on the chin with hillarious results.
Note: Do only on fat ugly bitches and or fugly biotches.

Penis mousetrap: Springing the penis to a random face.

by Jared Wade August 8, 2006

mousy girl

A mousy girl is a girl who is small, petite, and adorable. However, she has no distinguishing features. Often she was the girl overlooked in highschool. She is basically a plain Jane. Yet astonishingly gets the attention of all the boys. While other girls look on in shock and amazement. Why you ask do boys like these mousy girls? Because they are small and the boys they attract just want to manhandle them. Therefore, mousy girls get all the boys.

Carl: Look at that mousy girl I could totally manhandle her
Scott: Dude go for it! Just think of how you could toss her around!

by mousy girl hater May 7, 2010

Mickey Mouse

To fix a broken cigarette by emptying out the tobacco from the half of the cigarette with the filter and stuffing the other half into it. Only works if the cigarette is broken near the filter.

"Dude I'm low on cigs, don't look down on me cause I need to Mickey Mouse this broken one."

by aye girl lemme see January 6, 2009

Mouse milking

A task requiring a great deal of effort resulting in very little return.

The new project my manager gave me is just mouse milking.

by mikit April 30, 2008

Mickey Mouse

Repairied in an unsuitable fashion.
Duct taped together or jury rigged.

1st Dude: Can you fix my bike?
2nd Dude: Sure.
2nd Dude: Here, I'm done.
1st Dude: Dude you mickey moused it!
2nd Dude: Your welcome

by James Sheridan April 19, 2005