mongoosing

verb - to put both your arms and legs into the arm holes of a hoodie. with your head in the hood. leaving just your ass sticking out in the air.

before i got onto the elevator i decided to go mongoosing. so put my hoodie on in such ways. when arriving in the elevator i asked for somebody to hit floor three. arriving at my destination, i summersalted off.

by poopymcpooppoop July 24, 2009

Mongolian Microwave

Located on the vagina of an asian woman, this is where you place food for heating and flavorful purposes.

John ran out of soy sauce and the electricity was turned off so he invited Kate over to use her Mongolian Microwave. He sat her down and timed it for 1:45, the food was delicious.

by rjonesy October 15, 2010

Mongolian Helmet

The act of defecating on one's face leaving one line of feces across the eyes, and another line down the nose. Like Arabian goggles, but with excrement. Used more of an insult than a sexual maneuver.

That girl was a total bitch to me, so I gave her a Mongolian Helmet.

by Rytha June 14, 2011

Mongolian Throat Goat

Taking a shot and then fucking someone all the way down the throat.

Gave my guy Tony a Mongolian Throat Goat today.

by DuckTummy July 29, 2020

lucky as a dead mongoose

extremely unlucky

i'm as lucky as a dead mongoose! *gets eaten by a pterodactyl*

by i'm_an_owl??O_o;; December 5, 2009

Mongoling

The excessive yelling and coming up with words randomly when your hyper or just excited about something.

I usually like mongoling on Xbox live

by Greg Carter December 9, 2008

Mongoloid

The term "Mongoloid" is a racial category used to describe people of East Asian origin. Its use originated from a variation of the word "Mongol", a people who are considered one of the main proto-populations for the race. The classification is primarily useful when studying human prehistory, and in forensic analysis of human remains, in which "Mongoloid" denotes a particular racial skull type. "Larger brain, larger braincase, broader skull, broader face, flat roof of the nose, inner eye fold, more protuberant eyes, lack of brow ridges, greater delicacy of bones, shallow mandibular fossa, small mastoid processes, stocky build, persistence of thymus gland into adult life, persistence of juvenile form of zygomatic muscle, persistence of juvenile form of superior lip muscle, later eruption of full dentition (except second and third molars), less hairy, fewer sweat glands, fewer hairs per square centimeter and long torso" "Mongoloid subjects were found to have approximately 20% higher bone density at the angle of mandible than Caucasoid subjects

Mongoloid race are very smart people, fact the smartest people. And others are so insecure, so they made up an medical word opposing it, and desperately trying to hide the meanings of it.

by Kublai Khan Kuo March 5, 2009