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minga

A girl who is so ugly you go to her house just to break shit.
Yo let's bring a sledge hammer to Sally's jam, she's such a minga!
by reinprecht October 25, 2007
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munga

by melissadrew April 20, 2005
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Minga

A minga is a discgusting, ugly looking loser that needs to get a life.
"Wow, her dress is mingin!"
"I know my boyfriend is a minga but i still want to go out with him cos im a minga too!"
by evrythingztaken March 1, 2007
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mona lisa

"Good from far but far from good"

a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.
by anon November 19, 2004
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mong

Descriptive noun. Short form of mongoloid.
Someone suffering mental handicap. Particularly Joey Deacon.
Precursor to meng, ming, minger q.v.
Passive racist term.
You mong.
by Richie December 11, 2003
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munga junga

when a manboob is pulled and snapped back into place it occasionally bounces up and down a total of 2 or more times. much like the milkshake joke
GUY1-"hey look over there"
Guy2-*looks
GUY1- pulls back boob and lets go "munga junga"
by jay-ay-em February 6, 2008
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Manga

Manga or "to do a Mange" is a word that can describe a comic situation which usually, but not exclusively can happen during the influence of alcohol and/or drugs etc.

For a classic Mange situation we need to go back to the roots, to a dark and chilly night in Stockholm, Sweden 2016.
Step 1: Get so drunk that you forget what the time is and miss your train home.
Step 2: Convince a colleague/friend that you can crash at their place.
Step 3: The friend sends an SMS with the address, code for the gate, floor number and promise to leave the front door open and put a blanket on the sofa.
Step 4: Go to the above mentioned address and pass out on the sofa.
Step 5: Wake up in the morning and pat the head of the little girl who is standing next to you and wondering who you are.

Step 6: Quickly think that your friend is a great guy who is babysitting a child so early in the morning then go back to sleep.
Step 7: Wake-up by a massive dude standing above you in his underwear wondering who the F**K you are and why you are in his sofa.
Step 8: Sober up, fast!
Step 9: Quickly realise that you by accident have walked into a strangers apartment. Same floor, same Surname on the door, unlocked door, same address but different gate, for which the code worked for.
Step 10: Get the hell out of dodge without sustaining any injuries or before the police arrive on the scene.
Step 11: Become a legend at work the day after having done a Mange / Manga / To do a Mange
by Dan the Douche February 23, 2017
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