Lawrie: Shit Do I hate Mondays, my wife left me, I got fired form my job, and I have recently lost control of my bowels. What do I have to live for?
Riley: Looks like you could use a good ol' dose of Monday Porn!!!
Riley: Looks like you could use a good ol' dose of Monday Porn!!!
by Eth The Chief February 23, 2009
Get the Monday Pornmug. Facebook Mondays, or FBM, occurs when a facebook user enters their account on Monday morning to discover they have been tagged in numerous photos that capture their recent indiscretions of the weekend. Typically this includes photos of one engaging in activities that they're not particularly proud of. As a result, the individual finds themselves having to untag multiple photos to relieve themselves of embarrassment. When a user finds themselves in this position they have been hit with a case of "Facebook Mondays."
Susan opens her facebook account with a look of shock on her face.
Bob: What's wrong?
Susan: Facebook Mondays...there's so many drunk pictures of me from this weekend!
What?! I had no idea I was making out with that chick, who took these pictures?! FBM!
Bob: What's wrong?
Susan: Facebook Mondays...there's so many drunk pictures of me from this weekend!
What?! I had no idea I was making out with that chick, who took these pictures?! FBM!
by Anthubc2010- Facebook Mondays October 15, 2010
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Get the Monday's Alibimug. by Luler February 7, 2008
Get the Monday nightmug. When your black co-workers miss Mondays Cause there too hungover from there shlitz malt liqour too come in for work!!!
by jr faber November 2, 2009
Get the Black mondaymug. 10:45a.m. Monday, I have the most uncomfortable feeling of pain in my balls. Its gonna be a Blue Monday.
by JerseyRocker17 August 18, 2011
Get the Blue Mondaymug. by fat ugly jamaican April 30, 2008
Get the Monday afternoonmug.