Moisperant

To be moist. Not quite sweaty, but not dry. To perspire a trivial amount.

That large coffee gave me the caffeine buzz. I'm feeling moisperant.

by Red Osprey February 2, 2010

moisturizing star

A woman with a heavenly body that quenches any man's deepest thirst without breaking a sweat.

Movie actress and comedy sensation Lauren Francesca is a moisturizing star.

by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011

MOIST'TINA

Someone who is really moist, quite a loser, sad, and just generally a joke.

that person is such a moist'tina

by bhybgt May 16, 2011

Moisturiser Bomb

when you have a (plastic) tub of moisturiser and you chuck it at the wall and it smashes on impact and showers and covers everything in sight with moisturiser!
(be warned, take cover before it smashes!)

you are in a public toilet cubicle and you have a tub or two of cheap moisturiser and you moisturiser bomb them by lobbing them over and at walls and they shower all the men who are urinating with moisturiser!!!!

by blazunbazun October 3, 2012

moistener

A co-worker who sucks up to the boss or other authority figures non-stop. He might as well be gargling the boss's balls, keeping them nice and moist. He's the moistener. MOISTener.

Did you see the moistener talking to the boss and laughing at his lame jokes?

by HeavySaucer February 1, 2013

moist karl

Poop in tube sock and proceed to beat your mate with filled sock.

Johnny dropped deuce in my sock and moist karled the shit out of bobby

by Dustysnacks September 13, 2013

moisture bomb

Extreme moisturizing of the vagina. Instant vagina flood

She saw him and had a moisture bomb

by Pooper6915 January 3, 2014