Nilesh Mohan

He has been my best friend for the past 3 years since our days in TVM

Nilesh Mohan is a.k.a. Jordon because he is a pro-basketballer slam-dunking guy

by Arunabh Das April 22, 2004

mechanic/ changing the oil

The mechanic is a sexual position, which involves two people. One of them gets down on their hands and knees while the other slides underneath them and either pulls the man off or fingers the woman until they cum; changing the oil

We were so drunk lastnite we ended up doing the mechanic/ changing the oil

by aodhan18 April 14, 2010

Mohanad

Has convinced himself that 8 inches makes up for not knowing what a vag looks like

So he's got that shlong but can he find the clitoris?? No!! Wow such a Mohanad

by Dosidoskibroski July 5, 2018

Mechanicsville

Mechanicsville, VA. This is a country town that is rapidly expanding into Richmond. We used to be a primarily rural community, until Italian's from Jersey like me moved in and defiled the town. Now there are cars everywhere, and the roads aren't big enough to accomodate the growing population. Our only sources of entertainment in the ville are an AMF bowling ring and skate america. A couple redeeming quality's about mechanicsville are that you can buy drugs quite easily and cigarettes are the cheapest in the USA. Most of the people you speak to will say they want to get out of mechanicsville. It is not a land of opportunity, but a land of uneducated blue collar rednecks. Your employment options are either working at walmart, government jobs, or in a school. Our average income is something like 30,000 a year. It is nearly impossible to find yourself a women for the night unless if you travel down to the midway by Lee Davis, but most of the women there are 30+. Midway is our only adult source of entertainment, besides the endless amount of restaurants you see, which is why you see a lot of fat bastards walking around. Basically, if you stick around Mechanicsville, you will observe it's own decay, as I have in the past 10 years I've lived here.

You are surrounded by fat bastards, boredom, drugs, no women, and no source of entertainment. And worst all, Aunt Susan's cat giving birth to 3 kittens makes the front page.

1. It is beyond me why you would want to live in Mechanicsville. There is nothing going on but fat bastards and low paying jobs. And with the moulinyans spreading in from richmond the property values are going to plummet.

2. Fatass Redneck: So what are you doing tonight Buba Smith? Other drunk redneck: I don't know... let's go up to leroys barn and play with his chainsaws and fuck a couple cows up at west point.

by Italian stallion March 25, 2005

mechanic

Once aided in saving the universe by informing Captain that somebody had set up us the bomb, thus causing Captin to launch, or "take off", every zig.

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

by Baseologist July 3, 2003

Mocha

Someone who is half black, half white.
They are typically the most attractive people possible.

Hey did you see the new guy?

The half white, half black guy?

Yeah the mocha guy.

by andyq May 27, 2013

mechanicsburg

a town in pennsylvania.
Has tons of hobos.
It's pretty gay.

"Man, mechanicsburg is ghey"

by Sha naynay June 13, 2008