Microwaving Bacon

The act of using mayo packets to aggressively beat your hog to Russell Wilsons dangerwich commercial.

"Did you guys hear about colin?"

"His mom walked in on him microwaving bacon last night."

by Willard24 November 5, 2025

Microwave solution

A quick and easy solution

The team need a solution for the hiring problem . A microwave solution would be to use an external bureau

by Dan Dargan January 16, 2020

Swedish Microwave

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)

"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"

by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021

microwave edging

When you stop your microwave with less than 5 seconds remaining.

I didn't want to wake anyone up, so I was microwave edging.

by ItsV01D March 7, 2024

Brazilian Microwave

A form of execution, mostly used by drug selling gangs to kill traitors or X9's

The microwave is putting someone in a pile of tires and burning them to death

Person 1: "Hey remember about Tim Lopes?"
Person 2: "Yea, he was put in the Microwave for exposing illegal "body selling" clubs on tape"
Person 3 (Foreigner): "How did they fit him in a microwave?"
Person 2: "I should put "Brazilian Microwave" in urban dictionary so this doesn't happen..."

by FemboyFurryX3 May 25, 2025

Microwave

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Microwave go MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 November 19, 2020

What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.

boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"

by alextheog March 12, 2025