Managing-Organized-Chaos

The process of taking charge of, handling, or directing to bring about positive change to an entity engaged in continual activity that is, or appears to be in disorder.
Running a business is nothing more than Managing-Organized-Chaos.
by Chaosmanager December 28, 2011
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Trickle-down Management

Trickle-down management, similar to trickle-down economics, is when the people on the top shit on the people at a lower level than them and it is evenly distributed.
Helps if you're full of it.
by soulseth February 03, 2015
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human centipede management

When the level of hierarchal management has gone beyond the stage of just arse kissing into the passing of shit straight from arse to mouth.
This place has become so sychophantic it's almost human centipede management
by Casanova Frankenstien December 10, 2013
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manager stick

A small plastic stick that upper management will carry around if they work in a job that requires a lot of cleaning/janitorial work. The stick is ineffective but looks impressive. They only can use it to grab small pieces of trash. Much less useful than a broom or a dustpan.

It is a way for upper management to claim they are "working with the employees" but doesn't make them do much work.
When I see the general manager wielding his manager stick, I wonder how many other people can see through the facade.
by Downvoting Victim May 25, 2012
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customer service manager

A purveyor of illicit substances (drug dealer).
Our customer service manager just brought in a cake and some ice cream
by Phil189 October 11, 2005
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Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong
Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit
by &qwertyuiop& October 27, 2019
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The ultimate weapon used by Karen if someone didn't do the job correctly according to Karen's broken logic and lack of common sense
- Is there a problem here?
- I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!
- why?
by BrandonWasHere July 21, 2020
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