A person who possible suffer trauma and before they can recover is vampired on by winged monkeys for the puppet master asshole who then sends his cousin and cousins of evil to victimize feed off a blessed person to make them w whore or take them in control. someone who is unable heal by means of evil to be hit on by assholese who are need of someone out of thier leuge and damage as means for said asshole to not fix themself and abuse others.. for means and ways.. shes a sad and unwilling asshole magnet now.
The guy at the place trying to get into someone else space and mind fuck them is a complet edick whip. that girls trauma has made her a complete asshole magnet all over again. she is an asshole magnet.
by assole magnet November 23, 2020
Get the asshole magnet.mug. Fight-magnet: A person who is bound to or easily get involved in a physical fight at any public place with little provocation.
Eg:- We are going out partying tonight, so please leave your brother at home. Once he drinks, he becomes a "fight-magnet" and we don't want trouble.
by sleekspirit23 July 13, 2016
Get the fight-magnetmug. Fondle magnet is a person who constantly "fondles" a specific victim or person on an uncomfortable and un-tainted level.
by reecerideslife December 17, 2010
Get the fondle magnetmug. by Studdering Spencer April 17, 2010
Get the Gooche Magnetmug. No matter what this person does, they'll get hurt. They're very unlucky, and even the best of situations can be ruined within a few seconds. Pain Magnets tend to be very kind though... Well... Unless you do something to make them angry. Then they'll cause you pain, or at least try to.
Pain Magnet: Well, it hurt to walk, but I managed to do some of the stuff I had to do
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!
by Hi I'm Tori And I Hate Rhymes July 19, 2021
Get the Pain Magnetmug. 
The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot, it opens a portal to the shadow realm and is never to be seen again, there is only one known survivor of the shadow realm the legendary sorcerer Fetel.
by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 17, 2023
Get the Piss Magnetmug.