Macedon, NY

1. A small town east of Rochester.

2. So small it is combined with Palmyra students to form 1 Middle school and High school

3. Main locations: Super Walmart and Lowe's

4. Location unknown to people the next town over.

"Where are you from?"

"Macedon, NY."

"Where's that?"

"15 minutes away from you..."

by Macedon born and raised May 7, 2012

Macedonian Tazooni

A 'Macedonian tazooni' is a sexual act that is performed only by those fucked up in the head. The receiver will cut a small hole into a their flesh and. The partner will penetrate the hole, while urinating to create the flag of Macedonia (the blood represents the red and the urine represents the yellow)

'I heard she's pretty fucked up, maybe she will let you give her a Macedonian tazooni'

by TheWizard69 March 2, 2015

Sid mace

A God that was sent down from the heavens at the start of time to keep piece between demons and angels. Also called "B1"

OMG there is Sid Mace! isn't he so beautiful and amazing, i love B1

by steve1167 May 13, 2011

Wanker Mache

This occurs when you get done masturbating and you try to wipe off the cum with toilette paper. The toilette paper rips and sticks to the side of your shaft. If you dont notice its there, it will harden and dry and form a hard covering over the shaft. Kind of like paper mache.

Dangit theres wanker mache on the side of my shaft from trying to wipe off the semen with tp.

by hoover50 November 8, 2011

paper mache job

a term used to describe someone so ugly, too ugly even to be a paper bag job - their body is their only redeeming factor. to combat that ghastly predicament, the only suitable act is to create a paper mache mask of someone more attractive and stick it on her misshapen, scabby head so that you can make sweet fucklove.

Woman: You like me? Some guys think i'm ugly.

Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.

Woman: Huh?

Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.

by Raaaas May 12, 2008

Can of Mace

A deadly weapon to be used in defense of a bengal tiger attack. Courtesy of Wayne's World 2

Del Preston: Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really.

by Saishou2 February 16, 2009

mackerel

Mackerel is a common name of different fish species, mostly from the family Scombridae.

I'm not much of a mackerel snacker.

by pie master August 13, 2006