Any car"riced out" modifications that are cheap and tacky. Unlike genuine "riced out" modifications that costs hundreds, or even thousands of US Dollars, minute rice is often cheap and extremely flashy, yet tacky.
Kara: Hey man, Lee over there put some minute rice on his 2005 Hyundai Accent!
Jair: Ha ha ha! The car looks tacky as hell! LED valve covers, a coffee can muffler tip, spinner wheel covers... not rims, wheel covers..., chrome painted windshield wipers, LEDs under the body, LED gear knob, a giant vinyl Hyundai H decal on the front lid, a cheap, aftermarket spoiler that sticks out 3 feet above the rear lid, cheap chrome paint on the doors, a cheap, chrome painted antenna ball.
Anna: Lord, this is the tackiest thing I've ever seen. At least it didn't set him back more than 200$.
Jair: Ha ha ha! The car looks tacky as hell! LED valve covers, a coffee can muffler tip, spinner wheel covers... not rims, wheel covers..., chrome painted windshield wipers, LEDs under the body, LED gear knob, a giant vinyl Hyundai H decal on the front lid, a cheap, aftermarket spoiler that sticks out 3 feet above the rear lid, cheap chrome paint on the doors, a cheap, chrome painted antenna ball.
Anna: Lord, this is the tackiest thing I've ever seen. At least it didn't set him back more than 200$.
by Ollie Churpuzzi September 11, 2020
unrealiable
Someone who says he'll be on shortly, but then shows up hours later, or maybe never.
Chris: I'll be on in about 10 cheflin minutes (Tuesday Night)
Simon: Yo are you alive? (Saturday Night)
Chris: Yea, Jax woke up. Gaymes in 10 minutes?
Simon: We going by minutes or decades this time?
Chris: I'll be on in about 10 cheflin minutes (Tuesday Night)
Simon: Yo are you alive? (Saturday Night)
Chris: Yea, Jax woke up. Gaymes in 10 minutes?
Simon: We going by minutes or decades this time?
by stc1985 August 19, 2018
an extremely cheap person avoiding using their cell phone minutes until they have free minutes after 9 and on weekends.
bob: hey whats up? can you talk?
bill: i would man but my minute aint free. call me back after 9!
bob: you are such a minute minimizer dude...
bill: i would man but my minute aint free. call me back after 9!
bob: you are such a minute minimizer dude...
by Jackie Dtm November 18, 2007
The time it takes for a hungry athlete to eat two Jimmy Johns sandwiches. Usually about 10-15 actual minutes.
Yeah, I was so hungry after our first game I had to pull a Jimmy Minute dinner before the next game started.
Jeff: Did you hear about Cris?
Dillon: Yeah, I heard he pulled a 5 minute Jimmy Minute last night. What was up with that?
Jeff: He didn't eat much for lunch, so he was starving after soccer practice.
Jeff: Did you hear about Cris?
Dillon: Yeah, I heard he pulled a 5 minute Jimmy Minute last night. What was up with that?
Jeff: He didn't eat much for lunch, so he was starving after soccer practice.
by Ashaa September 20, 2011
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by Wmbarnes01 September 24, 2015
A unit of measurement that is an exaggeration of the actual time. A single pancake minute can be anywhere from 5 actual minutes to an hour.
by brakeman March 18, 2007