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drift lube

Snow that makes your car go slideways
Timmay you see the news... theres gonna be a drift lube storm tonight
by Dashakid June 24, 2016
mugGet the drift lubemug.

Lube them toes

“Lube them toes” is where a man puts anal lubricant on his toe and ever so gently shoves it up girls ass.
Tom: Hey did you hear what happened last night
Jeff: No what happened
Tom: Your girlfriend lube them toes, man you know what I’m saying
Jeff:mother beep* you stupid b****!!!!!!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER, for Tom anyway😂
by Demigodpridex September 27, 2018
mugGet the Lube them toesmug.

jet lube

The lube that is used for excessively shoving your cock in a girls hole.
My cock did not fit until I used some jet lube.
by Coleman Lee March 14, 2015
mugGet the jet lubemug.

Hot Lube

When the male forgets a condom so the female used her shit as lube
Mike: shit I forgot a condom
Grace: don’t worry I just took a shit hot lube is the move
mugGet the Hot Lubemug.

lube face

When a lubed condom pops and hits your face.
We where in the bathroom and the condom popped, I got complete lube face.
by shackRam829 October 14, 2016
mugGet the lube facemug.

Pad lube

A substance one smooths over the surface of a computer touch pad to prevent irritation and chafing, and increases the speed of the finger as it glides over the pad. Especially useful in high humidity or during times of finger fatigue. May allow for faster reaction times and higher scores while gaming.
I know I could have got a higher score if I had just remembered to use my touchpad lube!!
by shelovestosail September 22, 2009
mugGet the Pad lubemug.

Lube Boy

Boy in charge of distributing lube to pornstars on set.
Can someone get the lube boy on set, Jose ran out!
by @kraken January 18, 2021
mugGet the Lube Boymug.

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