Ass limp

Happens when a person is so fat that their ass weight actually puts so much strain in their legs that they have to limp. They usually don't even realize this.

Obese people usually have a mild to severe case of ass limp.

by Alexandra Jones June 14, 2009

rush limbots

the people who form their political opinions by listening to Rush Limbaugh

a "rush limbots" is someone who only forms their political opinions after listening to Rush to see what he has to say about it....

by diabla007 January 26, 2011

limjack

A word the people who make those drug surveys they give us at school made up. They stick in made up words to see if people are just checking yes for every answer. If they check yes for "limjack", they just throw the survey away.

Have you ever used limjack?

by Random Person 93890493 January 7, 2006

Limbaugh

To deride or denigrate someone in a misogynistic way, usually in terms of their moral behavior.

"What does it say about the college coed Susan sic Fluke, who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex? What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex."

"Hey, stop Limbaughing her already!"

by Monte Negro June 2, 2012

limberdick

While the exact meaning is simply a non-functioning flaccid penis, the term has vast connotations and application.
Calling a man a limberdick says he is unable to perform even the most basic and primal primal functions.

Limberdick maybe combined endlessly with other vulgarities to achieve remarkable curses, such as the now famous "limberdick cocksuckers". An epithet that calls to mind a man unable to get anything right; who then sucks cock as a means of getting things done for himself, in other words a politician.
All in all Limberdick is a delightful word. A flexible curse certain to find its way into use in all forms of public speech.

See also the less effective but more commonly used limp dick.

Say Tad don't be such a limberdick. Before you give up try to do it first.
I voted for that limberdick cocksucker and now against all odds he is screwing me.

limber dick, limp dick,

by Doc Bozo October 11, 2009

loser's limp

An ailment or impediment, typically manifested through injury, that is feigned or exaggerated by a competitor to explain a poor performance

A: "Federer is one set and a break ahead now but his opponent has started to clutch at his hamstring after each rally, "
B: "Looks like he's getting a bit of a loser's limp."

by Chad McShane June 30, 2009

rush limbaugh

"And now the liberals want to stop President Reagan from selling chemical warfare agents and military equipment to Saddam Hussein, and why? Because Saddam 'allegedly' gassed a few Kurds in his own country. Mark my words. All of this talk of Saddam Hussein being a 'war criminal' or 'committing crimes against humanity' is the same old thing. LIBERAL HATE SPEECH! And speaking of poison gas ...I SAY WE ROUND UP ALL THE DRUG ADDICTS AND GAS THEM."

-Rush Limbaugh, Nov. 3, 1988

That's all you need to know.

Rush Limbaugh: If he doesn't exemplify integrity, I don't know who does.

by Squid Wrangler May 10, 2005