Facebook Kurting

Someone who refuses to sign up for their own facebook account saying facebook is stupid, yet regularly uses their significant others account to stalk and/or creep other facebook accounts.

Dude, stop facebook kurting me from your girlfriends account, its weird.

by Kurt_is_offended May 12, 2011

Kurt Cobaining

The act of cumming on your face or in your mouth after masturbating.

"I was kurt cobaining last night so I could taste myself."

by SmertJane June 28, 2016

Kurt cobain

i admit he was good but he only made 3 albums and then shot himself. People worship him like 2pac but cobain never had the Social conscious or intelligence 2pac possessed nore the number of hit albums during life or hit albums after his death.

Kurt cobain lit up the industry like a shooting star,and shouldve faded away like one.

by johnyhoff March 13, 2005

Kurt Cobain

The act of laying down and vigorously jerking off, lifting your legs right before cumming so that you blast on your own face.

""Courtney dumped me, I'm going to go home and Kurt Cobain myself".

by thunderstruck614 February 15, 2019

Kurt Cobain

Fucking Awsome Guy. Lead Singer Of Nirvana made Grunge the most popular type of music in the 90's. Wrote the best songs. Fucking Awsome Dude!

Henry: Who Kurt Cobain
Jack: Blank Stare* "Are You Fucking Kidding Rite Now?"

by Mr. Strange The One October 2, 2011

kurt cobain

accidently hitting your face with semen up on ejaculating

dude...i totally just pulled a kurt cobain...time to take a shower

by LexusTheBestus August 2, 2010

Kurt Cocaine

The man from Nirvana that drank so much cocaine that he committed suicide from it.

Ben: Kurt Cocaine was such a legend.
Gregory: I will always miss him and his voice in Nirvana.
Ben: R.I.P. Kurt Cocaine.

by gregben February 26, 2022