Kreate

The one and almighty god who created the universe

Son: "Tell me mom. How was the universe made?"
Mom: " It was god"
Son: "Really? I thought it was kreate..."
Mom: "Yes. A god named kreate"
Son: "oooooo"

by digitalbirdperson January 24, 2018

khetto

1. Kinda ghetto. Not a full-on ghetto person. Just partially...
2. Someone who thinks they are ghetto.

Bob: "Rosalinda thinks she's so ghetto!"
Dave: "Yeah man, whatever. She's hella khetto!"

by Schwank. January 19, 2007

whistling tea-kettle syndrome

the eternal punishing lot of the male!

extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.

if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??

i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)

i saw that bird walking, and was brought to my knees by the whistling tea-kettle syndrome!

she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!

the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!

by michael foolsley June 5, 2011

Louisiana Tea Kettle

Stiking a red hot cattle brand into a woman's vagina until she screems

Doctor what happend??

louisiana tea kettled... god i'm jealous!

by PinkComet69 August 1, 2008

ketterer

the little strings that are on a clementine when you peel them.

Christopher threw his ketterers at Amy after he ate his clementine.

by Yugoslavin January 6, 2008

Kettling

Verb;
The act of searching for the most expensive kettle online.

GEOFF: "You suck at searching."
GAVIN: "Well maybe theres new kettles since I was kettling."
JEREMY: "By the way, kettling's a verb now"

by Sky-Way July 27, 2017

Kettling

To wheeze uncontrollably when you laugh or to possess a laugh that is a wheeze or sounds like a steam kettle

What the hell was that? Are you kettling over there?

by AxxiosGrey July 28, 2018