Kevin

A roblox gamer who wants to make friends, but when he tries to it makes him seem creepy as hell.

He tries making friends by re-watching their twitch livestreams, giving them large amounts of money that people don’t feel comfortable accepting and tells them they share a special spiritual connection. He tries bonding with people by calling them “dUdE” in a very disturbing way, and asking them to do his homework as if they’ve been BeSt FrieNdS for years.

When he has a crush on someone he makes their name his signature, enjoys staring at them from behind a van and offers them a massage at his moms workplace.

But he CAN be nice though.

(1): "I think Kevin is trying to be friends with me?! It scares the hell out of me"
(2): "Oh no, he tried to be friends with me too, I sent my autistic brother to him and he never came back :)"

by Autistic ginger April 08, 2020

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Kevin is a god at cod he's so beautiful and handsome and nice. He will stalk you in your closet though so watch out. Other than that he's pretty cool.

My brothers name is kevin!

by Sophia bee September 21, 2020

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Kevin is the slowest. He is the type of guy that would lose a race to a snail because he is so slow. He also sucks at pretty much every drinking game because he is the slowest, especially at snappa. The only thing a kebin is fast at is cumming

Nobody wants to have Kevin on their team, he is the slowest and always sinks his own cup

by Fastest September 26, 2019

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A racist, single-term council member of a small Washington town. His ideas are outdated and he doesn't understand how the internet works. See also: Don W.

Man, that dude thinking Black Lives Matter is a communist organization is a real Kevin W.

by selah2020 June 17, 2020

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