When someone needs a shit so bad, that once they enter the house they fling their keys just before unloading hell into their toilet.
by Perreh January 24, 2023
Get the Key Flingermug. by tsizz13 July 5, 2016
Get the major keymug. The F25 key is extremely dangerous. If you press the F25 key, you will be obliterated into the 125th dimension, which is actually a tardis according to some sources. One known victim of the F25 key is an unknown girl, who pressed it and then was never found again.
Girl: Are you ready for this? Promise not to tell. I'm gonna hit the F25 key, get ready!-
*gets obliterated into the 125th dimension*
*gets obliterated into the 125th dimension*
by upseguest April 17, 2023
Get the F25 keymug. by Hammertimebammertime April 12, 2023
Get the Bruh Keymug. An expression describing any of various heavy objects that is able to break glass, hence being the universal key for houses and cars in both emergency and illegal situations.
"We're never getting out of this desert if we can't get the car open!"
"Don't worry! I found a universal key!"
*sound of glass breaking*
"Don't worry! I found a universal key!"
*sound of glass breaking*
by ClivetheRock July 16, 2020
Get the Universal Keymug. by no one you kno December 17, 2005
Get the Key Lightmug. Someone's first queer inspiration; somebody who -- through their own open queerness -- unwittingly forces another to confront their own queerness.
From the Fun Home song of the same name.
"Your swagger and your bearing
And the just right clothes you're wearing
Your short hair and your dungarees
And your lace up boots
And your keys, oh
Your ring of keys"
From the Fun Home song of the same name.
"Your swagger and your bearing
And the just right clothes you're wearing
Your short hair and your dungarees
And your lace up boots
And your keys, oh
Your ring of keys"
Missy Elliott was my ring of keys when I was in middle school. From then on, I knew I wasn't straight.
by Kubri27 June 29, 2019
Get the Ring of Keysmug.