Daire and Ketchup

A relationship built to last forever they love each other and devour each other with a chicken roll they pour at least a gallon every lunch

Daire and Ketchup is so disgusting put at least a full Amy Mullen on his chicken roll

by BigBenji123 November 15, 2019

grown man with ketchup

A footlong hotdog. Usually said by oldheads who have a Bluetooth at sporting events or state fairs

Cashier: Hi sir what would you like today
Oldhead: Lemme get a grown man with ketchup youngblood!

by Mack Naviaux III March 29, 2020

hobo's ketchup

When you're homeless but still love condiments. The mixture of semen and blood to resemble ketchup.

This lady at table 3 is annoying me about our ketchup not being good enough. Ill cook up some hobo's ketchup for her fries real quick! Is anyone on thier period?

by Josh the Ogre July 15, 2021

Black Ketchup

A really good band that broke up in 2001 because of a loser drummer.

also dried blood, especially on a white shirt

Black ketchup is a totally awesome band... they should reunite.

or

The dead guy had black ketchup all over his collar

by pacifistemokid March 1, 2004

Furry Ketchup

When a ladies period blood leaks and bleeds up their maxi pad causing the menstrual jelly to ball up and adhere to their muff.

After Jordan passed out drunk last night with her maxi pad on, she awoke to patch of furry ketchup.

by Butt Crack Rapist June 13, 2011

Empty Ketchup Bottle

The Empty Ketchup Bottle is when a girl queefs while on her period, giving the visual and sound of an empty ketchup bottle

She queefed and shot blood over her pants like an empty ketchup bottle.

by NJMike October 7, 2012

Ketchup Poopsicle

When, during the act of anal sex but prior to getting your nut, one applies a liberal amount of ketchup to the penis and/or anus of the recipient. The 'Ketchup Poopsicle' is then finished off with a blow job that completely cleans off the penis and causes ejaculation.

Casual Observer A: "I say, that girl in the white gloves has an enormous ass."

Casual Observer B: "I bet you a dollar that I can sell her a Ketchup Poopsicle."


Casual Observer A: "I say, how was your liason with the girl in the white gloves?"

Smug Casual Observer B: "Good sir, you owe me a dollar. She ate my Ketchup Poopsicle."

by Your Ice Cream Man October 4, 2008