voodoo karma

More evil than the evil

See also Judges old testament

Dude built that fuckatree house on a hillside using the negative energy from a custody situation

Teaching others how to do it

That's voodoo karma in motion

by Tonythetiler October 28, 2021

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Colon Karma

The act of wondering if you should eat something, that might cause some gastrointestinal problems later.

Mike:Hmmm should i eat the 5 buck box from taco bell now...im going on a date in about 4 hours, i dont want to have to repaint her toilet. I will go with a homemade chicken salad instead.

Rajieen: yeah you wouldn't want to get some bad Colon karma for later.

by mr bonkers113 September 24, 2011

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Karma (the name)

Ahhhh where do I begin, where do I begin. Ahhh Karma what a lovely gentleman he is, always there to kiss ladies in need on the hand. He has a real back for rapping, always coming up with the most random verses. He is one of the most honest people to have ever graced this earth.

Person 1: “Look over there”
Person 2: “Omg it’s Karma (the name)”
Person 1: “Damm I heard he’s the best kisser”

by Lamabros August 20, 2022

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Karma♡

Karma doesn't believe in themselves and sometimes gets upset and has bad days, but in reality, he is capable of accomplishing so much more than he thinks. Karma is beautiful, sweet, caring, handsome, compassionate, capable, smart, and sometimes she doesn't realize it but it's so true to everyone around her. Even through hardships and problems and rollercoaster-ing emotions, they've managed to muscle through, and have made it so far. There is no one as special as Karma, and they'll always be so important and positive to everybody around them.

I don't know what I'd do without Karma♡!

Karma♡ is so amazing, I wish they saw what I see in them.

by roseaesc February 1, 2022

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karma-bitchslap

applies to a person who, gets whatever they want when they want it, and no one can explain how, yet once or twice a year something goes so horribly wrong in their life they cant see straight.

" I jst got a new mercedes, after buying half of starbuks, then my house caught fire, and starbuks went bankrupt..."

"oh dude... karma-bitchslap"

by bitchslap bob July 26, 2009

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