keem kardashian

Someone who is as racist as keemstar and as attemtion-whoring as Kim kardashian

Person 1: hey do u see that racist bitch over there?
Person 2: yeah he's a real keem kardashian

by MillerMemestar February 20, 2017

a kim kardashian

When you have been dating for 72 days

Joe: How have you two been dating?
Jim: For a kim kardashian
Joe: lol a what?
Jim: a kim kardashian is 72, like her marriage.

by JoeShome November 6, 2011

Kardashian

A unit of time for relationships where one Kardashian is 72 days.

Girl: So what did you get me for our one Kardashian anniversary?
Guy: Um, I didn't know we did those...

by assam z September 10, 2012

Karina

Karina is a very funny girl with a bubbly personality. Karina often be really tiny in height which makes her really adorable.

Karinas seem to be shy at first,but when you get to know them THEY GO CRAZY!! Karinas are very sensitive at times and get mad over little things but overall if you are on good terms she will make you feel important. She laughs at everything. Karinas also have great figures with a small frame which make it even cuter. Karinas also can be players and play games and play hard to get. Karinas can date many guys but only will have the love for one of them deep inside. They also work hard for they they want. They are beautiful and intelligent people. They may not see their worth and be insecure about it. Karinas usually go for guys with J or C at the beginning of their name, she has an interesting type. Usually gets heartbroken. Can be a bitch at times, but is such an amazing person. One bad thing is she gets too attached and ends up being broken. Karinas are really clingy if they really fall for someone. Karinas can be addicted to energy drinks or sodas. Karinas do lie a lot and are good at it they trust too much and because of that they have trust issue. She can be a really good listener and give amazing advice for her friends.

Example 1: I was talking to a Karina last night, and she was soo nice.

Example 2: Karina kept smiling at me in the school corridor

by 👑 Princess April 22, 2020

Kardashian Marry

to marry someone for a very short amount of time. any amount of time less than three months

I'm going to Kardashian marry my girlfriend due to her saving herself for marriage.

by Monkeypickle November 2, 2011

kardashianism

The religion of worshiping the kardashians and there descendants, seeing their blood line to be far superior and godly to the rest of humans. Most followers are teenage girls and single moms who want an escape from there children. Praying to the family and wondering “What would a kardashian do” are common religious practices. Each Kardashianist picks a patron Kardashian that shares there personality the most.

I am a Kardashianist, I worship the Kardashians.
Kardashianism is the only true religion.

by Somarity February 6, 2019

Kaidan

A beautiful girl, the most perfect human being on the planet. There is no one who could ever possiblt surpass her beauty, kindness, and intellect. A rough past but a bright future, so long as she stays happy. If you ever decide to date Kaidan, you will be pushed to your limits in order to please her desires. However, it is all worth it in the end, because as long as you treat her like a queen, she will love you like you're a king.

Beta male one: "Wow, she's absolutely gorgeous!"
Beta male two: "Yeah, that's Kaidan, or Kaida for short. She's probably the most perfect human being on the planet, so take a good look."
Beta male three: *faints*
Beta male one: I think I'm gonna nut

by Chpff and TwoPro June 17, 2019