Jordan

He is the whitest of the whitest bread that will decide to eat you if you turn him on

Damn you are good in the bed you must be a Jordan

by iamthetrustgod July 10, 2018

Jordan

A country in the middle east often mistaken for a name, shoe brand, or a famous basketball player.

-Dude where are you from?
-Jordan
-How can you be from a shoe brand?
-smh

by Nine-Tail January 5, 2015

Jordan

A stupid idiot that does not care about anything

Hey , why is he so stupid
He is a Jordan!That's why

by Iamawesomekaav October 2, 2016

jordan

Someone who is always nice, wants to be with friends, and is easy to love. She has a hard time expressing her feelings but will understand others feelings. Jordan's can be athletic, extremely pretty, and out going. You will always feel bad if you hurt her. She is usually very unique in many ways. Trust me, you want a girl named Jordan in your life.

Jordan is perfect

She is everything a guy can ask for

by hadtotellthetruth August 14, 2014

Jordan

A super kind man very handsome, girl magnet blond hair eyes to attract girls from anywhere

Man his eyes are so beautiful he must be a Jordan!~

by Jumican December 11, 2016

Jordan

An annoying fat bastard

Ugh! It's Jordan

by Fattyvapes47 April 25, 2019

jordan

A really loud person who has a lot of immature friends. she loves her friends more than herself (sometimes not always). likes to be a good friend. smart but doesnt show it all the time.
can discuss any topic wether it sex, penises or any other gross topic. a really really really really good friend
will always be there for you so hang onto her. Its good to have one. I LOVE the jordan that i have as a friend. i luv u JORDAN DROUHARD!!!!!!!!

that girl is really loud but is a good friend
yeah thats jordan

by F R A N K I E D E V E S O April 12, 2014