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jon payne

that chill ass mothafucka thats fuckin down to get throwed any time of tha mothafuckin day and smokes on that mary j til the day he dies! his crazy ass gets locked up too much though and gots to keep his shit on the low sometimes but when he gets off papers, shit gets crunker then a biiitch especially when he sips on that gin!
you see that crazy ass nigga jon payne last night?!!
by happy420mothafucka October 13, 2011
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Going Jon Hamm

When you "Go Ham" or all-out on/with something but are only slightly successful.
"He's going Jon Hamm on that burger."

"She went Jon Hamm in that wing eating contest."
by TitaN X70 October 5, 2022
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Jon

COMPLETE MAN WHORE!
if you are "pretty" have two legs and a pussy he is after you.
and then dont let these "Jons" get inside your mind becasue they will crush your heart then use the little pieces as confittee.

Jons are ussualy very out going and know as a laddies man. can seem to get any girl he wants.
Cheyenne: hey what do you think about Jon?
Miranda: complete manwhore. tears gurls apart. despise him.
Cheyenne: I know right!
by angelandprincess25 June 18, 2011
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jon-piece

something you call anything instead of using something gay like thingy-ma-jig or whichama-call-it.
Where's my jon? That's my jon.That's my jon-piece.Gimme that jon.
by DavidJ October 7, 2006
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Lil Jon

A Internationally well-known Super Producer who is known for creating the Crunk sound and other sub-genre's such as; Crunk'nb (Usher-Yeah) and Crunkcore. He has a generic American name (Johnathon Smith for those who don't know).
Always with the dreadlocks, grills, tatoos and pimp cup. He is the man responsible for producing the album and song, My Ghetto Report Card and Tell Me When To Go (E-40), that put the SF Bay Area in to the mainstream national limelight. As everyone know's he upped the ante on the words, YEAH, WHAT, OKAY! But he is also the King of not only Crunk but the king of Hyping Up songs and remixes. He also say's hype shit like JUMP! LETS GO! MUTHAFUCKA! or MUTHAFUCK! to add emphasis on something. (YOU SCARED! MUTHAFUCKA! YOU SCARED!) (WHY YOU FUCKIN WITH ME?!? DONT BE FUCKIN WITH ME!!!!!!!!!) All hailing from the ATL- dirty south region of the US. (Also know for starting the East Side Boys: Sam and the other guy. Bo I Wanna say)
The Ghost of Mac Dre aka Furl: Damn the cutty Lil Jon straight up brought the yay back on the map! Fa sho bruh!
by J-$crilla December 11, 2009
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Jon

A true failure. Anyone named Jon was obviously a disappointment to their father, as he left out the “h.” Jon never achieves anything noteworthy, leaves girlfriends for no good reason, and sleeps on the floor like an animal. The gold standard in shitty human beings.
“Yo, did that guy just shit himself?”

“Yeah, he’s such a Jon.”
by Chickenshits139 June 23, 2019
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jon dehkurdi

he is a self centered guy who doesnt understand anything, totally just into "getting some", and hates girls from new york, apparently???
jon dehkurdi- meets at library trys making up by the time we get down the block..then leaves to canada
by brooklyntown April 12, 2010
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