pulling a jordan

to randomly kiss someone u just met or only knew for a 24 hour period.

i ask my friend to tag along while i meet some friends that are girls, and when we say good by he kisses one of the on the lips unexpectedly, and they were very mad, this is an example of pulling a jordan

by jbman666 November 13, 2010

Jordanea

(Jor-dayne-ya)

1. A slang word.
A unique name sometimes used in Australia to replace "Jordan."
The meaning of the name is "Hopeful Soul."

2. A curse.
Causes the one under the spell to be consumed in hope.

It is said, the curse makes it very hard to give things up; especially if they had really connected with who or what it is.

"Good'ay Jordanea"

The Jordanea caused him to not be able to let go of his past, or his preasent.

by AussiePrincess February 5, 2010

Jordan Simon

A friendly jew who is often nervous and has an insatiable appetite for porn. He regularly will be found in a suit and is in the process of taking over american banking.

wheres jordan simon? hes in his room masterbating

by goodbuddy September 8, 2010

Jordan R

A tall skinny black kid who loves to play basketball and minecraft. Gets a lot of the attention from the ladies but doesn't really want it. Laughs very easily and is usually easy going. He is a good friend and a smart person.

Darrel: "Did you see that kid dunk that shot and then run from those enchanted girls?"

Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."

by smf399 February 16, 2013

jodan perry

Typical 'ass nigga' belonging to appo. Sloth like creature who is commonly found getting the coffee orders of the nations middle tier journos

Jodan perry "ass nigga"

by LNLheirarchy February 14, 2017

jordan spieth

Pro-golfer, remade under armor into a nice posh brand. Instead of just hunting country people. His historic 2015 season can be compared to tiger woods early 2000. His 2015 year shattered earning records. One of the best mid range putting in history; however, messed up his game chasing more yards off the tee. Shame.

Jordan Spieth is to under amour, as tiger woods was/is to Nike.

by Longbomer February 18, 2017

Jordan roulette

When Jordan is have a wank but then Mia joins in. The game changes so each of them get a pull on the penis until Jordan explodes, Mia is left with the mess.

I recently done the Jordan roulette.

by Unknown933 June 18, 2017