Jonathan

He’s just a guy that lives somewhere

Jonathan’s a guy.

by Kakakakajakakajjasjkkkakaaka December 8, 2018

Jonathan's Robot

A fictional character used to cuss out small children, and instill fear upon them when an ass beating is about to be administered.

Hey Bill! Did you see? Some guy used Jonathan's Robot and went crazy on this one 10 year old kid the other day! It was awesome.

by Fury of the Storm April 3, 2008

jonthan

Jonthan is a guy that's really tall, and handsome. He is someone with a huge heart, he is super loving, and cairing. He comes from a big family, and will always put his family before himself. Jonthan is also super shy, and only a few, those closest to him have cracked his shell. He won't let any girl into his heart, for fear of loving her too much, and losing her. He's a tall built guy, but he's a lover, not a fighter, Jonthan is a great friend, when you get him out of his shell.

Girl 1: omg look there's Jonthan!
Girl 2: don't even try getting close to him, he won't talk to any girls, and half of them from this school are fawning over him already!

by -Amanda- September 21, 2013

Jonathon Davis

A man easily worth his own page, Davis is the lead singer of the nu-metal band Korn (generally written as KoRn or with the Cyrillic character which appears to be a backward "R"). His lyrical quality is superb, though See You On the Otherside isn't his best work.

Jonathon Davis is fucking ownage! As I've previously stated, he needs his own page.

by Amerikaner August 24, 2006

Jonathan

Some emotional mexican kid, can be very chill at times, used to have a lot of friends all of life until he reached high school. Is always hiding everything and only uses the excuse,"I'm just being woke rn." while hiding the truth to everyone else. Usually is insecure about his relationship status. He has no control over his life and lets his emotions get the better of him. Doesn't like to discuss even with his close friends, just people who he's remotely known for a year.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he's acting like a Jonathan.

Guy 2: Oh no, he's losing control again.

Guy 3: Look, he's running off.

Guy 1: I used to be close to him, now he only keeps to himself.

Guy 2: Lets help this guy?

Guy 1: No please don't, he won't listen to anybody and will stay in his shell

Guy 3: Well, I guess that his problem to fix...

by some woke ass boi May 16, 2018

Jonatan

Jonatan is a sex machine

Omg he’s been with so many girls

Bro, his name is Jonatan

by Trickywordz May 22, 2021

jonathan kaufmann

An extremely handsome and charming kid. Usually found in Astoria, Queens. He's the dude everyone wants to be around because he's so cool. He's usually funny and makes the girls go crazy over him. There is no questions girls will fall in love with him in a matter of seconds.

Girl: OMG there's Jonathan Kaufmann! -faints
Guy: Im so jealous of Jonathan Kaufmann he gets all the girls.

by jonokauf December 7, 2013