jennifer sallack

She is the most amazing wonderful and beautiful girl in the world every time she smiles she will make you fall in love with her all over again she is perfect in every way and I love her with all my heart and I will always love her to the end of time because she is the apple to my pie the straw to my berry the smoke to my high and shes the one I'm goin to marry i love you with all my heart

Jennifer sallack is the just amazing

by jreeeed January 4, 2015

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Ashley and Jennifer

the bestest friends ever! they love eachother and are the 2 most amazing girls ever! everyone thinks their hot

1: you know ashley
2: yeah the girl that is bffs with jennfier?
3: i love Ashley and Jennifer

by ilovecats21 January 17, 2011

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Jennifer Connelly

The phenomenon where to similar items are placed back to back. It is usually used to bring a vivid and disturbing visual to mind.

This is a direct reference to the movie Requiem for a Dream.

Mike: I looked up the new Mac Book air today, they have a picture of 2 of them Jennifer Connelly'd
Steve: Aw dude, that’s so wrong...
Mike: I know, right?

by Gooncomander November 26, 2010

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jennifer aniston

an overrated actress who got her big break as Rachel Green in the NBC TV series Friends, which ran from 1994 to 2004. The series finale was incredibly stupid. She has also appeared on the silver screen, pretty much playing herself. Her movies ain't that good. She was married to housebreaker husband Brad Pitt, who ran off with Angelina Jolie, who also doesn't know what marriage is supposed to be all about - on top of that, his hair is now shorter and he looks like a plucked chicken. Jennifer Aniston's favorite phrase is "Oh my God". It's Oh-my-God this, Oh-my-God that. If it weren't for her sexy long hair or her nice legs, she wouldn't be considered a sex goddess at all.

Jennifer Aniston, along with the other 5 main members of "Friends", got $1,000,000 per 30-minute episode during the last season or two of the show. Imagine, a million bucks to be ditzy and say "OMG" several times. It's truly like the Dire Straits song says - it's really Money for Nothing.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 19, 2007

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Jennifer Murray

The freshest girl imaginable.

Guy 1: "Hey isn't that Jennifer Murray, the stalest girl imaginable?"
Observant Guy 2: "No, that's Jennifer Murray, the FRESHEST girl imaginable."
Guys 1 & 2: "SWEET." (Cue high five).

by stoopiditee February 14, 2010

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