Jared

1. HAS A HUGE PENIS

2. GETS BITCHES TO FUCK HIM
3. RICH AS FUCK

4. KING RAGE

(Girl) "Look its Jared I wanna fuck him hard and call him daddy

by 410GangBanger April 12, 2017

Jared

He’s Jared, 19.
And he’s never fucking learned how to read.

Person 1: “Who is that dumbass?”
Person 2: “That’s Jared, 19.”

by shishtarshnapped October 9, 2018

Jared

An extreme otaku. Proceed with caution when approaching a Jared, as he might infect you with his otaku ways

Person 1: Hey have you seen that Jared?
Person 2: Yeah he's a real otaku.
Jared: DID SOMEONE SAY ANIME?!?!?!?!
私は不潔なオタクです!!! あなたがこれを翻訳した場合、

by purpleParadoxius February 15, 2019

Jagged Jared

When one person shoves a sharp object during sexual intercourse in to another's ass.

"If you don't smarten up, i swear ill give u a jagged jared!"

by Ryan Queensmith May 27, 2008

Jared

Sexy love; Hottie, I Love him SSOOO much.

I Love You Jared Lemoine, you are the most amazing person ive ever met.

by Towee December 14, 2008

Jaked

To try to insult someone but accidentally back yourself into an easy target of opportunity for insult and to do so repeatedly.

He jaked himself over and over again.

by slavefortheman1980 July 16, 2016

Jared Sunnerberg

THE MOST BADASS PERSON YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!

Man, have you seen Jared Sunnerberg lately, he's so fuckin badass

by DxRxOxCxK224 October 31, 2011